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You forgot the two *********s that will say "use the search function" to anything and everything.

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Old 11-14-2007, 11:04 AM
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You forgot the two *********s that will say "use the search function" to anything and everything.
And the 1 guy who didn't RTFA.

From the original post:

"13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs."
Old 11-14-2007, 11:53 AM
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This is all most illuminating.
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:23 PM
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This is all most illuminating.
Funny, I was thinking: "This is almost illuminating."
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Old 11-14-2007, 01:36 PM
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Now this is one funny thread. LMAO
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:26 PM
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Help!!

HELP!

I broke a light bulb while slapping cratch. Is there some upgraded light bulb that won't break so easily? Is there an updated cratch that is less prone to causing this failure?
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:31 PM
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[QUOTE=sammyg2;3587756]You forgot 22 people posting smart ass (although humorous) answers

BTW, use a carrot or potato to unscrew a broken light bulb brom a socket. ...QUOTE]

or have your wife do it
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Old 11-14-2007, 02:56 PM
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One more to say that it's time to substitute a florescent lamp.

10 more to debate that.

On the possessive grammar, I will acknowledge that no apostrophe is needed, but it does make for easier reading. I still say (type) 911's because 911s has another meaning that sometimes we don't want. Sure, I could say 911 S, but 911s looks pretty much the same to me.
Old 11-14-2007, 05:51 PM
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How does one slap cratch with a light bulb?
very carefully
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Old 11-14-2007, 06:29 PM
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How does one remove said light bulb from anus?

You can't, you've wrecked'um.
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Old 11-14-2007, 06:42 PM
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+1 to whatever has been said up to this point.
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Old 11-14-2007, 06:58 PM
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the only thing this thread needs...........................




























is more cowbell
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Old 11-14-2007, 07:07 PM
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:35 AM
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:04 AM
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Rexav8r on grammer: "hey man, I just copied and pasted from somewhere else."

"go yell at him..."





This is hilarious.... I feel like I just pushed the first domino.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:09 AM
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How does one remove said light bulb from anus?

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:18 AM
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Quote: "the only thing this thread needs........................... is more cowbell"




-not in another x-ray I hope !
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:21 AM
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Now this is one funny thread. LMAO
I respectfully disagree... I don't find this thread funny at all...
Especially the X-ray part...
And the disrespectful talk of God...
And the misspelling...
And the bad grammar...
And the talk of Al Gore...

I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Oh yeah, on PPOT we need to add:
One person calling another a poopy head.
Another person randomly mentioning boobs.
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Old 11-15-2007, 11:36 AM
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