Threads at other forums...

[aap1966]

(Apologies if a re-post)

Bentley Forum - - - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums - - - My girl slept with my brother and my wife.
How can I kill 'em? (btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.)

Mustang Forum - - - Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic Forum - - - Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

McLaren F1 Forum----Some punk kid in a jet tried to race me.

Lamborghini Forum - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

Miata Forum - - - Some jackass in a Yukon just ran over my car. (pics)

GMC Yukon Forum - - - Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely
remove it? (pics)

BMW 7-series Forum - - - Where do I go to get my Rolex serviced?

Cadillac Forum - - - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Ford Excursion Forum - - - Is the price of gas going down anytime soon? I'm
thinking about buying an oilwell.

Buick Forum - - - Which is better? Medicare or Medicaid?

Crown Victoria Forum - - - How come people never drive faster than 55
on the highway?

Honda Accord Forum - - - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap,
used 18 inch wheels.

Toyota Echo Forum - - - Do our cars use Double A's or Triple A's?

Ferrari Forum - - - Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia.
Want to get in and out fast.

Saturn Forum - - - Cigarette landed on my fender. Fender melted and need to
replace.

Mini Forum - - - Just flipped the Cooper after watching The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper Forum - - - I floored-it on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

Dodge Minivan Forum - - - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer Forum - - - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have
to get the touch-up paint from the Dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in
gas.

Subaru WRX Forum- - - Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Corvette Forum- - - Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier
steering wheel?

[slodave]

That's funny! Thanks for the early morning laughs!

[snbush67]

Toyota Forum- If I put a 10 inch coffee can on my exhaust will it make me go faster?

Response: No, it will make you go louder.

Honda Forum: If I put 800 lbs of fiberglass on my car and cover it it carbon fiber wallpaper does that make me cool.

Response: Yes......to third graders who have stupid parents.

[kach22i]

Good stuff, keep it coming guys.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Porsche forum:

- How do I turbo my 944 n/a?
- Someone door dinged me in the parking lot - how much should I sell the car for?
- Is it normal to spend $500 for an oil change at the dealership?

[dfk911sc]

refreshing thread, glad i opened it

[URY914]

I got WD40 on my paint-should I sell it?

[Pazuzu]

Ford Explorer Forum - How do I get Herculiner off of my Hootus? (This one is real though...Google the keywords )

[RWebb]

nice - here my mod:

Lamborghini Forum - - - Annoying wind noise around 210MPH...

Ferrari Forum - - - Annoying Lamborghini exhaust noise around 210MPH... goes away if I accelerate.

Porsche C-GT forum --- annoying Ferrari & Lamborghini noises at high speed; changes to fireballs in rear view mirrors if I just keep on going.

[RWebb]

Typical "911" Porsche Owner Questions Arranged by Model Year:

Old Cars (1960s - 1973): "How do I get the putty out of the cracks, so I can strip the entire body of rust and repaint it?"

2.7L engine cars (1974-1977): The car has 80,000 miles on it and I think the bearings are burnt up and the valves are broken in half. Could this be due to the thermal reactors? Also, I parked the car in a grassy field the other day and it started a range fire.

SC's: I thought these cars were trouble free, but my clutch blew up and the mechanic wants ______ to fix everything.

Carrera 3.2L: Gee, this thing has lots of torque… Hey, wait a minute, this car is as heavy as sin… What happened… is this still a 911 they’re making?

964's: How can I put a 993 engine in a 964? or When I open the passenger door, the interior courtesy lights and key chime don't come on until about 10-15 seconds have elapsed. What’s wrong?

993's: Is there anyway to get more power without spending $5,000 for the special air mass sensor kit?

996's: Does anyone know where I can buy a carbon fiber cup holder?

[pwd72s]

Randy...I never asked that "old car" question...and never will. Silly as it sounds, I usually thought of the old '72 as still new...

(edit)...this in from Evren this morn. Gotta take care of original paint...it pleases me to know that the beat goes on. He even kept my name for the car...wow.

"I figure if I can get everything sorted out on Saturday I can even spend Sunday relaxing with Nina, and washing and waxing her...",

(edit again) Ford Ranger Forum: "What the hell honey, it's only a cheap pickup. The interior isn't bad, so let's spend five bucks and run it through the car wash on our way to dinner."

[Mo_Gearhead]

Rat Rod Forum - Is there anyway to INCREASE the rust I already have started? (Too much paint left to attend car show next month without embarrassment!)

[Jim Bremner]

356 forum, "I just bought a 356 that's nice. Where can I get a set of old skis to set it apart from the crowd?"

[RWebb]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Randy...I never asked that "old car" question...and never will. Silly as it sounds, I usually thought of the old '72 as still new...

Well, YOUR car was "new" or seemed to be.