Why is a fish when it swims?

[pavulon]

Originally Posted by DARISC

The answer to that question is supposedly "Because the higher it flies, the much."

Is anyone familiar with this issue who could perhaps step forth and offer clarification?

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[djmcmath]

Clarification will be forthcoming, if you but follow the proper procedure: stand naked in the surf at dusk, whispering the name of the Goddess ecstatically while allowing the waves to lap at your thighs like the tongues of a thousand leopards.

Or at least, that worked for me. YMMV.

[DanielDudley]

Originally Posted by DARISC

The answer to that question is supposedly "Because the higher it flies, the much."

That question was posed "years" ago and I, to this very day, deeply regret the reticence that I felt at the time regarding questioning the veracity of that answer. Until now.

Is anyone familiar with this issue who could perhaps step forth and offer clarification?

wHY tHe fiSh mUsK ?

DaRisC moRe so.

[scottmandue]

I am you and you are me and we are all together...

[notfarnow]

Originally Posted by djmcmath

Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with tangerine trees and marmalade skies. Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly:

A girl with colitis goes by

[Chocaholic]

This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?
2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?
3. How-long is a Chinamen.
and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

[SlowToady]

Similar smell?

Originally Posted by scottmandue

How do lesbians figure in to this post?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

This thread raises a swallow of questions:

1. Is it hotter in the city in the summer, or colder in the winter in the country?

Your time or my time?

2. Is it faster to travel by day, or by train?

I don't know (I carry my lunch).

3. How-long is a Chinamen.

And he has a very, very, very fine laundry. With two cats fed with lard.

and finally:
4. What is the difference between a duck?

Slight. Almost immmmmperceptibly slight.

As we dwell on the finer points of life's great mysteries, one must ask about the sincerity of the fish. In this context, I must raise objection.

Your swallow of questions are, indeed, rather hard to swallow (though I don't wish to carp, however fishy your intellectual sincerity strikes me as being).

But the blasphemous unctuosity with which you cast doubt upon the sincerity of ANY of the fishes leads me to conclude that you are anything but an ichthyologist!

And that, my good man, is apalling! My gawd! Have you EVER encountered an insincere fish?

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[notfarnow]

How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?

1) ask PPOT
2) Ask google

I'm all outta ideas

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by notfarnow

How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?

ROTFLMAO!

My thread made Google!

Do I win anything?

Hey! Is this a red herring?

[nynor]

dude...

[YTNUKLR]

It's like, "I think, therefore I am"...the fish, engineered by nature/God/whatever you want to think, is what it is because of what it is designed to do..

[djmcmath]

Originally Posted by notfarnow

How the hell am I supposed to find the answer now?!?

I'm glad my chair has arms, or I seriously would have fallen on the floor laughing! The worst part is not that this thread has made google -- I use google to find PP threads all the time -- but that it's being quoted in that PARF as a cliche. That's just awesome.

[Skip Newsom]

Is that a Geoduck in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by Skip Newsom

Is that a Geoduck in your pocket, or are you just happy sashimi?

Heh heh.....a little raw humor?

[adrian jaye]

But there is no Y in fish

Why is there no Y'ing fish

Now I'm P1ssed off I want a y'ing fish!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by scottmandue

Excellent answer Adrian however I think you missed the point completely... you explain the how of a fish not the why.

I believe the why of a fish is to be served raw on a little piece of rice with some wasabei.

[sammyg2]

All your fish are belong to us.

[djmcmath]

[Arizona_928]

is Why the fish........

[DARISC]

Originally Posted by AZ_porschekid

is Why the fish........

Only am (are is), then the much, which I don't quite understand.