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Un Chien Andalusia
 
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Female robot - Japanese didn't think this through

On the face of it this looks really cool...

http://news.aol.com/article/japanese-robot/383912

...but why go to all that trouble and give her big feet?

Worse still - 'MAN HANDS'!!!


'This far from the curb"

It doesn't even look like those hands move, in which case she won't be able to pick up a beer, let alone open it. Won't be able to wash-up, hold the handle on the vacuum cleaner, or do the ironing.

Heck, she can't even make the 'O' face, what good is that going to be?


The "Are you listening to me?", "I have no idea what you're talking about" and "You did what!" faces.

I bet it talks to you while you're watching TV though.

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Old 03-16-2009, 03:58 PM
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I am waiting for the logical extension of the rule governing men and women.

Women want one man who will do everything
Men want any woman who will do one thing

This may be the answer to both gender's best dreams...

Sorta spooky actually...

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Waiting for the breast-augmented model...
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Where's the 'cleanout port'?
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Old 03-16-2009, 04:04 PM
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Where's the 'cleanout port'?
Right next to the alloy vagina......
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Make sure the wife does not order the "teeth in" version for you......


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Old 03-16-2009, 04:22 PM
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I think I would prefer a six...
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I think I would prefer a six...
...pack that gets itself out the fridge and walks to your chair?
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uh, no...a six...and I'm not picky on which one!
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I only go for 10's. (A 4 and a six-pack).
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I think I would prefer a six...

Yep, a SIX.


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Old 03-16-2009, 08:34 PM
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Pathetic. Where's my Summer Glau robot?
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Are terminators built anatomically correct?

Summer would be tasty. I loved her in Firefly.
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Are terminators built anatomically correct?
Yes, in the show, the later models were built to exactly replicate humans right down to sweat and body odour. One episode of the TV show shows a Terminator that married a human wife and kept his true identity a secret from her for years (until he killed her).
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Are they prgramable? Can you edit that kill me circuit programming...
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I'm wondering how I'd use a fem-bot, if I had one.
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I'm wondering how I'd use a fem-bot, if I had one.
That's funny, 'cause none of us are wondering how you'd use one.
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LOL! Somehow, I think my wife might have some thoughts on the matter.

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