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Location: Seattle
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I used to be able to joust and partake in swordplay all day. Swim in 60 pounds of chain mail armour. I doubt I can do that now.
I also used to be able to tell my wife that I loved her, and I'd hear it back every time. And hug her. I can't do that any more. ![]()
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'85 911. White - 53,000 miles bought 3-16-07. "Casper" '88 924S. Blue - 120k miles bought with 105k miles. '94 968 Coupe - White - 108,000 miles bought 9-28-17 '09 Cayman - Grey - bought 9-8-20 |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: South of Heaven
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Run a sub 4.5 in the 40 yard dash.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Lacey, WA. USA
Posts: 25,310
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Put on a sock without sitting down.
Yes, youth is wasted on the young. Any explanation would be either unnecessary......or futile. I may not be as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Pursuing Happiness
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- Eat whatever I wanted
- drive as fast at night as during the day - run a marathon - stay up way late and do an epic mtn bike ride the next day - get away with saying/doing foolish things - suffer fools - put up with bad service - pay less tax - live on next to nothing
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87' Carmine Red Carrera - Keeper 82' Silver SC - Sold 79' Gran Prix White SC - Sold 05' Black C2S - Daily driver I have never really completely understood anything. |
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Higgs Field
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I used to never worry about my future.
I used to be able to remember names. I used to be able to do somewhat complex math problems in my head. I used to be able to go see Michael Jackson.
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Monmouth county, NJ USA
Posts: 13,843
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The "flagpole". was about to do this move up until my mid 30's.
I still try to do the things Ive always done. My biggest problem now is the recovery period is MUCH longer. ![]()
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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I can still do everything I could 10 years ago. I'm 32 so I'm not too old yet. But I can still play 5 hours of tennis, ride miles and miles on the bike, destroy the competition in the video games (that's something that gets harder the older you get, actually). I swapped the engine on the 944 myself. Hmmm. I play the drums probably even better than I did back then. I can still differentiate too!
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: South of Sweden
Posts: 17,090
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I used to be able to sleep threw the whole night without waking up having to empty the bladder..
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I might be a growing problem...
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Long Beach CA, the sewer by the sea.
Posts: 37,767
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What I can't do any more?
Drive one of these for an hour in an enduro race. Be patient, this is a long video, but it captures the "moment" and spirit of the LeMans start used in karting. The actual start is about 2 mins in. What happens is that the motors are started about 30 seconds before the drop of the flag.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kddT3dagOnE Wow, that put a smile on my face like I haven't had in years. The best days of my life. I never ran Daytona, but I was there for the Nationals in the early 90's. The video was made by the son of one of my contemporaries and National Champion, Robbie Harper. If that didn't thrill you just a bit, you're without feeling. Up on the banks, they hit 135 MPH. My last race was in '92 at age 47. |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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Too many things to list...old age ain't for sissies!
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The Casino
Posts: 3,901
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I can't seem to figure out where to aim anymore.... I point it at the toilet, and end up hitting everything but inside the commode... Sometimes, it has a mind of it's own I guess....
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Play the guitar solo for White Lion's "Little Fighter."
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Linn County, Oregon
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I used to know morse code...really...all of it! Had the merit badge. These days, one thing I can remember is:
. ._ _ ... .... .. _ And of course... ... _ _ _ ...
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Maryland
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Dunk.
I'd need a ladder and about five minutes now ![]() Youth is only wasted on the those don't get out and make memories.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Southern California
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I used to fight competetively, boxing, kickboxing, grappling, and MMA. At 40, my reaction time has slowed and my recovery time has grown. Still in good enough shape to mix it up, just not at the same, high-sustained level.
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Posts: 18,801
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Dang that's fast. My best is 5.4, but i'm a 250 lb lineman!
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NW Lower Michigan
Posts: 29,397
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I ran a 5:05 mile once. That was the most exhausted and spent I'd ever been and ever will be. Ran cross country in HS: 8-12 miles/day. Now I get short of breath watching golf on TV!
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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: N. Phoenix AZ USA
Posts: 28,943
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Used to ride 175-200 mile bike races as a kid. Was in pretty good shape and one time rated nationally.
Have not been on a bike in years now and need to change that... Joe A PS the older you get, you realize now nice a good BM is. As well you wonder if sex is really worth the hassle that most America girls make it.
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2013 Jag XF, 2002 Dodge Ram 2500 Cummins (the workhorse), 1992 Jaguar XJ S-3 V-12 VDP (one of only 100 examples made), 1969 Jaguar XJ (been in the family since new), 1985 911 Targa backdated to 1973 RS specs with a 3.6 shoehorned in the back, 1959 Austin Healey Sprite (former SCCA H-Prod), 1995 BMW R1100RSL, 1971 & '72 BMW R75/5 "Toaster," Ural Tourist w/sidecar, 1949 Aeronca Sedan / QB |
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Columbus, OH
Posts: 18,179
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I can't run like I could when I was younger on account of 2 blown disks in the back.
But youth isn't wasted on the young, because I didn't waste my youth (if that makes any sense). I shagged beautiful girls, I drove fast, I jumped off cliffs, I ran a sub 51 quarter mile, I drank like a pig, I climbed mountains, I hunted, I read amazing books, I enjoyed...er....chemical enhancements, I went to rave parties, I went to night clubs in Spain(and France, and Germany, and Belgium, and Italy, and....), I chased some Belgian girls halfway across the EU just to get a piece. I used a drunk passed out Spanish solider as a battering ram in the hallway of an over night train from Barcelona to Madrid. I danced with a Cuban girl skin to skin in a Havana nightclub formerly owned by Meyer Lansky for hours, until the heat made us sit down and kiss.....and I never knew her name. I don't have a ton of regrets. Fuch regrets. They're for the old at heart.
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