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Run smooth, run fast
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: South Carolina
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Weddings are a blast... go... you'll be glad you did...
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Go to the wedding.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Vancouver B.C. Canada
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go to the wedding, take a hot chick and you may end up swapping some seat time for some saddle time
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When single... always go to the wedding!!!
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I can't BELIEVE so many people recommend going to the wedding!
I'd skip a wedding to go race tricycles, or even 944's! ![]() Weddings are so fkn lame they're almost unbearable, and the ones with free booze are just as bad because I drink myself into oblivion in an attempt to numb the agony.
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Join Date: Feb 2000
Location: Lacey, WA. USA
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This was my thought. Plus, weddings are GREAT places to get laid. Well not AT the wedding but after the reception. And finally, one of life's most important lessons: Always take a handkerchief to a wedding or a funeral. You WILL sit beside a crying female.
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: a wretched hive of scum and villainy
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go to the wedding.
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Depends on what the bridesmaids look like. They get all horndogged up at weddings.
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canna change law physics
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A big one. A REAL BIG one
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Funerals are lame too, but you go.
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You've been watching Wedding Crashers, huh?
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If yer single....ya got a chance of getting some....
AX is like masturbation, not the real thing.... |
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If you've known this girl for as long as you say you have and you skip her wedding.......well just say goodbye because she'll never let you live it down or forgive you......
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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You need to multitask.
Go to the wedding, and drive around the church parking lot fast a few times. |
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go to the wedding...talk about the "race" you are missing out on, find sympathy with the ladies..try to put it in them.
weddings are a happy blast. single chicks feel left out. go. wear clean underwear.
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On second thought.... Dad won't be taking the Porsche to have a good time... I need it....
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this is no brainer. go to the wedding. its not whats important to you, its whats important to your friend. 10 years later and im still pissed at some friends of mine who didnt come to my wedding becuase of some 'stupid' reason.
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another round please
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Carmel In.
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There is only 1 wedding,------ go. There will be many more autocross'es to go to over the years.
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