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Bette Midler Says...

'I haven't left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly.

All the news stories are about the election; all the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis.

Election, erection, election, erection -- either way we're getting screwed!'


-- Bette Midler

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Old 10-24-2010, 10:56 AM
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Quoting Bette Midler on a car forum is an automatic 30-day man-card suspension. Hand it over.
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Quoting Bette Midler on a car forum is an automatic 30-day man-card suspension. Hand it over.
Plus a Brazilian.
Old 10-24-2010, 12:40 PM
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And you guys are going to take it from him ?

HA !!!
Old 10-24-2010, 01:43 PM
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BTW, she lives about 25 miles from my house.

She is really stacked.
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BTW, she lives about 25 miles from my house.

She is really stacked.
eeewwwww, that's just gross.
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You have a problem with breasts ?
Old 10-24-2010, 06:05 PM
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You have a problem with breasts ?
Only flat ones that hang below the belt...
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eeewwwww, that's just gross.
Hey, I think it's funny. No?

Anyway, WTF's not to like about ol' Bette Midler?

Unless, of course, you're a perennial malcontent, self righteous moralist, tin ear or homophobe.
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Only flat ones that hang below the belt...
I am not sure she has that problem, but I'm going to let this one die.
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Bette is hot - I wouldn't mind going 'Biblical' on that! Imagine doing her as she is singing show tunes! Now that would be great!!!
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You realy think that is hot?
Even after 500 plastic surgeries I would touch her with your ..... well let's just say that she'd have to be one of the last females on the planet.


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