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Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?
Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...

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Old 03-24-2011, 01:22 PM
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Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...
Hmmm... I had my wiener scaned last week... by a female TSA agent.

For a fee do you suppose they would mail me a pic?
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Old 03-24-2011, 01:36 PM
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Laser Scanner.

Maybe the TSA is providing the US data...
That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!
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That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!
I prefer to be groped and bought dinner.
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You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!
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5.1" in the USA. That makes me spot-on average. Of course, they're talking about the flacid state, right?
I'm pretty sure its circumference
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Old 03-24-2011, 02:44 PM
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I'm pretty sure its circumference
Ouch! Oh hang on...circumference...not diameter...thank God for that!
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Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!

Not that there is anything wrong with you guys.

Lisa opened the door, left, and there are still guys in here "measuring" themselves.
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Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs.
Must be a meeting of S Registry and Gruppe boys...
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Ahhhh . . . but the Canada versus US figures appear to break Allen's Rule.

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...or perhaps because we Canadians measure in centimeters. I thought 15 inches sounded too good to be true.

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