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Hmmm... I had my wiener scaned last week... by a female TSA agent.
For a fee do you suppose they would mail me a pic?
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Just a big kid really...
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That's a worry then...remember the measurements provided are supposedly when 'at attention'...thanks Red...now I am picturing all these guys going through security with their lil johnny at full mast lol!
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I prefer to be groped and bought dinner.
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Ouch! Oh hang on...circumference...not diameter...thank God for that!
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Women with pitiful looks on their faces have been telling me over and over, all my life, that size doesn't matter. I believe them.
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I live in LA and Chatsworth is the porn capital of the USA/ When I was single and dating I swear about 1/2 the women I dated asked if I'd ever worked in the Industry. I do, but not that part of it.
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Was in the john at work. Boss was already using the urinal so I entered the stall. After a little unzzzzip here and a slight grunt there and just as the tinkletinkle sound should have begun I thought aloud and said; "Jeez this waters' cold!"
Dead silence. Just as boss was drying his hands he burst out laughing. He asks how's the water every time I see him. |
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Why are women bad at math? Because their whole life they have been told that this is six inches
Ba boom... ding!
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Once upon a time during a romantic interlude after a young woman and I had gotten naked. She snikered, pointed at my member and said derisively "who you gonna satisfy with that?". I said "me". true story.
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Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!
Not that there is anything wrong with you guys. ![]() Lisa opened the door, left, and there are still guys in here "measuring" themselves. ![]()
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shhhhhssssshhhh...I'm still here...cheap entertainment
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It's only three inches long... But it spins!
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must be the beer...
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...or perhaps because we Canadians measure in centimeters. I thought 15 inches sounded too good to be true.
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