So how do you guys all 'measure up'? See here...

[livi]

Its not size, its meter/second.

Trust Fluffer.

[D911SC]

I read this today and had a good laugh. The funniest part is the chart of 'reported' size vs. 'measured' size.

See the link: Penis Size Average Results by Country

Looks like us Caucasians are the biggest bull*****ters of all........

[targa911S]

I'm moving to China to be the next John Holmes.

[turbo6bar]

Let's start a PPOT group at The Visualiser

The women can measure their toys.

[jyl]

damn, the steel tape retracted unexpectedly, now I'm bleeding.

hmm, there seems to be a slight correlation of length to height



if you believe that the tool evolved to fit the receptacle, then Aussie women . . .

[red-beard]

Originally Posted by jyl

damn, the steel tape retracted unexpectedly, now I'm bleeding.

hmm, there seems to be a slight correlation of length to height



if you believe that the tool evolved to fit the receptacle, then Aussie women . . .

Actually, there is a correlation between penis size and the distance between your thumb and pointer finger tips, when stretched out. Appearently, the growth phases of these two "groups" occur around the same time in the womb.

[red-beard]

And for the Sports car vs. penis size issue, I was out with a group with a new girl I was interested in, and I mentioned I had a Porsche.

"Oh, do you have a little penis?"

"No. Porsche owners are making up for thier looks. It's the guys with the really big trucks that are making up for penis size."

She swivels her head and looks at the guy on the other side and says:

"Hey, you've got one of those really big trucks, right?"

[crustychief]

I was in the pool!

[jyl]

there is a correlation between penis size and the distance between your thumb and pointer finger tips, when stretched out.

That seems very functional . . .

[Hads930]

Originally Posted by sc_rufctr

USA 12.9 cm, 5.1 inches - Australia 13.31, 5.2 inches

You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!

[Porsche-O-Phile]

If we could just get GM to discontinue the Corvette we'd push the mean back up where it belongs around 8.5" or so nationally...

[techweenie]

Gives new meaning to the song "Big in Japan."

[Christien]

Originally Posted by lisa_spyder

"It reveals that all male in this survey add between between 3 and 6 cm to their original penis size when self reported."

Except us Canadians. In keeping with our modest nature, we all under-reported.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by azasadny

As we used to say in the Navy, "it's not the size of the ship, it's how you bring it into port that matters"... I sure hope that's true!

I like to ram it into the dock repeatedly like a drunken vandal.

[Rusty Heap]

[BRPORSCHE]

Originally Posted by Hads930

You are aware that measurement is 5.1 inches from the ground!!!!

Ha. I was going to say something similar.

I don't pee sitting down because I don't like when my ***** gets wet...

[slakjaw]

damn now I feel like crap, my self esteem is destroyed.

[scottmandue]

Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?

[cashflyer]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

Seriously... what kind of guy puts a ruler to his dingaling?

One who doesn't need a yardstick.

[lgb240]

I wonder how this would fair on a ferrari or corvette message board?