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Must be cold in Korea.

Time for that old joke again....
What do women get from watching porn?

Disappointed....

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Old 03-25-2011, 04:47 AM
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Lisa, I need help measuring...
Old 03-25-2011, 06:32 AM
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Oh, excuse me. A bunch of guys measuring and talking about thier dongs. Man did I walk into the wrong room!

Not that there is anything wrong with you guys.
And yet... here you are
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Old 03-25-2011, 06:51 AM
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It's not so big around but it sure is short.
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Old 03-25-2011, 07:41 AM
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:14 AM
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You guys have far too much time on your hands.

As long as she is happy and smiling, I could care how long it is. Besides, its really how big around it is from what I am told...
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:42 AM
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Enough of this, I'm going to read the "Myth Of Over-Penetration" thread.
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Old 03-25-2011, 10:56 AM
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Ya know Lisa...if I'm ever down your way you can have as many beverages as you like on my treat....you sure are a fun person!
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:16 AM
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Thank you..I try . I have my mother's sense of humour - wicked .
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Old 03-25-2011, 11:37 AM
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enough of this, i'm going to read the "myth of over-penetration" thread.
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Old 03-25-2011, 12:27 PM
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My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.
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Enough of this, I'm going to read the "Myth Of Over-Penetration" thread.
I thought this WAS the "myth of over-penetration" thread?
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:04 PM
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I bought the Porsche because I like the car,... no, really!
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My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.
Hugh, next to me you'll look like husband of the century.
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:29 PM
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My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.
I don't mind meetin yall but not sure I want to shake your hand(s)
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Old 03-25-2011, 03:07 PM
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My wife saw this thread and now she doesn't want me meeting any of you anymore when I travel.
Uh-oh...am I in trouble with Mrs Hugh? Does this mean you won't be allowed to come and visit me all the way downunder now ?

I am very sorry to be leading your husband astray Mrs Hugh...I am wicked woman and I apologise (not)
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:27 PM
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It's only three inches long... But it spins!
Oh MY!

Tell you what, that would make it a party - LOL!

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Old 03-25-2011, 08:35 PM
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Pssst...Angela...I was going to ask for pics or ban for that one...too far you think?
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She said "give me 9 inches and make it hurt." So I did her 3 times and punched her.

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