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Camry FTW. The car has no character, no suspension, no style. It is about the most anemic vehicle on the planet. It is perfectly made, and will go 300,000 miles without a hicc-up, but is it perfectly boring.
BTW: I don't think I could drive it for 300,000 miles -- after about 30 miles, I'd be wondering if there's a gun in the car SO I COULD SHOOT MYSELF! Oh - and the least interesting man's weekend car would definately be a Prius. Ya know, so he could put his groove on with the women... -Z-man.
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I actually know him, he drives a purple one of these:
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The new Honda CrossTour. I saw one today and boy was that butt ugly.
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He drives a battered Dodge Omni, but he has a rusty Fiat 850 in the garage with a very leaky engine and seized brakes that go to the floor. It would start, ''But all it needs is a fuel pump.''...
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09-09-2011, 01:52 AM
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 I'm gonna go with either a base model emissions laded C3 Corvette that if it weren't made out of fiberglass would of rusted into the stone age, or a 944 with rotted suspension, blown shocks, cone air filter, and a flashy paintjob. 
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09-09-2011, 04:43 AM
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Modern: A Prius or a Honda Element.
Older cars: A Pacer or a Gremlin. Possibly a Plymouth Arrow or Chevy Citation
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The Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition of course!
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Got you beat... I drive an Elantra... Ha! Take that!
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Gary Fisher 29er 2019 Kia Stinger 2.0t gone 1995 Miata Sold 1984 944 Sold I am not lost for I know where I am, however where I am is lost. - Winnie the poo. |
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Now what would this man, who could afford anything, choose? Yep, a Camry... Thinking about it, it was probably the perfect choice.
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The least interesting man would at least be a little bit utilitarian, I'm thinking an early 80's Dodge Rampage. Besides, he doesn't need room for passengers. Just him and the dog, no friends, no chicks, no kids... 
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09-09-2011, 09:10 AM
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How about a debadged Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor?
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For the losers that can't get an Ice cream truck license anymore there is always...
300,000 mile clapped out Volvo station wagon.  Optional black out side windows for cruising skateboard parks.  
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He would drive himself to drink.
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how about a chevy express awd van, wait thats what i drive......
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