Urgent -- emergency!!

[RWebb]

I have just been informed that there a critical Marmite shortage in New Zealand!!!

Our Allies in New Zealand are being forced into rationing of this vital resource.

I have heard rumors that the US Air Force MACS Command will be air lifting emergency supplies from California later today.

If you can spare any extra supplies of your Marmite provisions, please contact the US Dept. of Emergency Relief Services ASAP.

[masraum]

WTF?

What have I missed?

[billh1963]

Ugh!!!!....lol

[Iciclehead]

I'll just ship some sludge from the oil sands...no one will notice the difference.

D.

[jyl]

Let them eat Vegemite like civilized ppl.

[Mrmerlin]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CDwQqQIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F2012%2F03%2F19%2Fwo rld%2Fasia%2Fnew-zealand-marmageddon%2F&ei=2NxnT-9OtIKyAurnhY0J&usg=AFQjCNEBpw6JttJEd6PB-I4Jpv6PW0lyUA&sig2=QdwABCZSd-SU88UeKZoVjg

[GH85Carrera]

I will send my entire supply right away. Done.

[Bill Douglas]

Not funny you guys. Not funny. What's going to happen to us. Sure there are islands sinking in the Pacific, but I say get used to it. But no Marmite - arrrrrgh.

[quicksix]

I have some, but I believe the expiration date has passed.

[Iciclehead]

Originally Posted by quicksix

I have some, but I believe the expiration date has passed.

How could you tell? Any sentient being that eats the stuff dies a 'orrible death within 70 or 80 years.

D.

[Bill Douglas]

I bet those Australians have some. Usual story, more sun, more money, more girls... Now more marmite.

[mph911]

Only Vegemite here Bill, the rest is true though...

[Bill Douglas]

Matt, on Keeping up with the Joneses, the brother of Christine was ecstatic to be given mudcrabs by his wife. He said they are the best food on earth. Better than Morton Bay Bugs? What are mudcrabs?

[mph911]

Mudcrabs are a large-ish crab from the tropical area's of Australia.
They are an absolute delight when cooked properly. I couldn't compare them to bugs they are different.

[svandamme]

Why put some by product-of beer production on yer bread,
when one can just drink beer instead?

panzies.

[Jim Richards]

Maybe you'll have to break down and import some from the Brits.

[Bill Douglas]

Originally Posted by mph911

are a large-ish crab

Geez Matt, I wouldn't want to get it wrong picking one up.

Originally Posted by svandamme

when one can just drink beer instead?

Maybe that's why we are so healthy as a people; we do both

Originally Posted by Jim Richards

Maybe you'll have to break down and import some from the Brits.

I would rather go hungry than surrender to the dreaded Brits