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Cooties
Simple discussion at the dinner table.
My daughter wanted to drink from her brothers Gatoraid bottle. He said no. She asked "why not"? I said "cause you've got cooties" She said she did not. I said whether or not you do is not relevant. As far as 8 yr old boys are concerned you do, everyone knows that.
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You have to assume that everybody has cooties. Cause they do.
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I was at one time an eight year old boy, but I never had a sister. If I had to guess, I would say that sister have extra cooties.
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Yes, I thought everyone knew that.
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I wasn't there for the discussion, but I have heard that my son (roughly 8 yrs old at the time) said he wasn't worried about cooties because he had his shots.
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My son is 8, oldest daughter is 11 (youngest is 17 months). No cooties to report around here from anyone.
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My 8 year old son would probably just tell his sister that she is gross. No mention of cooties around here.
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Obama has cooties!
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I don't think that your son is Howard Hughes in the making as regards avoiding germs but he is smart not to share a bottle of anything with anybody. I believe that it is in the teenage years that deadly diseases such as meningitis crop up. As my daughter used to say when she was younger, "why risk it for a biscuit"?
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This is serious stuff!
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Oh man. I guess it was bound to happen eventually. We're screwed.
Next come the zombie cooties. Cooties are hard to kill, but zombie cooties - whoa. We are so effed.
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