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Bad Kitty!
Don't be pussilanimous.

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Bad Kitty!
Luckily the dude stopped when he did!......it could have been CAT-astrophic!
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"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"
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"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"
WRONG!.......she is BRAZILIAN!
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I've heard this, but can't fathom how it's done.

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Hummmm that is even more devious that the razor blade in the vagina that used to show up in Vietnam many years ago. Generally officers were targeted for the slice and dice.............
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The beaver of betrayal
The fuzzy of death.
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He nearly had his life snatched from him.
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The beaver of betrayal
Y do I feel funny
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He nearly had his life snatched from him.
I think we have a winner!.....anymore entries?
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I don't read the Huffington Post, but I am curious...

How does a woman "poison her private parts" to kill a man? And wouldn't she die from that, also?

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Of all the ways to go I am down with this method!
Yes, just imagine the pussy-bility!

....OK I'll stop now!
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I think the article said she was attempting a murder/suicide gag, or gig or something.
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He nearly had his life snatched from him.
Or the variation, "snatched from the jaws of death!"

get it? jaws?

Somewhere in the hills someone's saying:

Naw, there ait no teeth in thar but her gums need sum work!
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Meat drapes of death?
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Okay, I get it, next time, drink through a straw.

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