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Luckily the dude stopped when he did!......it could have been CAT-astrophic!
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"Hey Honey, that hair pie you made sure was killer!"
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WRONG!.......she is BRAZILIAN!
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I've heard this, but can't fathom how it's done.
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guys everywhere now have an excuse not to.
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He nearly had his life snatched from him.
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^^^ Best one so far!
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incorrect implementation of "death by snu snu"
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I think we have a winner!.....anymore entries?
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I don't read the Huffington Post, but I am curious...
How does a woman "poison her private parts" to kill a man? And wouldn't she die from that, also? _ |
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Yes, just imagine the pussy-bility!
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I think the article said she was attempting a murder/suicide gag, or gig or something.
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Meat drapes of death?
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Okay, I get it, next time, drink through a straw.
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