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craigster59 09-16-2016 08:06 AM
"I'd rather have my nuts pounded flat with a ball peen hammer".

Joe Bob 09-16-2016 08:09 AM
I'd rather loofa with a cheese grater..........

scottmandue 09-16-2016 09:32 AM
"Smart as a donkey, hug like Einstein"

Someone's sig (I may have it backwards)

ckelly78z 09-16-2016 10:06 AM
"Parking like a douchbag"......I use this one alot in my daily travels.

BRPORSCHE 09-16-2016 01:41 PM
175 mph Targa.

tcar 09-16-2016 02:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by LakeCleElum (Post 9283446)
"Good tires", Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, "but certainly not great tires."
That was originally from a 'cartoon' in Road & Track magazine. (IIRC)

Hawkeye's-911T 09-16-2016 03:20 PM
Quote:
"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you money!"
I could have sworn the original was: If it has t*ts or tires - it's high maintenance. I still have no idea as to who's line it was.

Cheers
JB

rcooled 09-16-2016 03:25 PM
"...not that there's anything wrong with that."

M.D. Holloway 09-16-2016 03:55 PM
'you go to the track with the car you have not the car you wish you had.' (I think that's how it went)...

I think that was widebody?

"I was a man trapped in a womens body my entire life, until I was born."

author unknown

J-Mac 09-16-2016 05:11 PM
Ive seen various versions of this

"not putting miles on your (insert exotic car) is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she will be more desirable to her next boyfriend"

gsxrken 09-16-2016 06:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tcar (Post 9284047)
That was originally from a 'cartoon' in Road & Track magazine. (IIRC)
C
IIRC It was a Peter Egan caption of a photo where I guy was standing by the side of the road, looking at his crashed car was down the embankment and in the woods.

Chocaholic 09-16-2016 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by scottmandue (Post 9283727)
"Smart as a donkey, hug like Einstein"

Someone's sig (I may have it backwards)
Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.

Used to be in my sig lime.

speeder 09-16-2016 06:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye's-911T (Post 9284115)
I could have sworn the original was: If it has t*ts or tires - it's high maintenance. I still have no idea as to who's line it was.

Cheers
JB
I'm pretty sure that cavemen were saying that one to each other. It's that old. :)

speeder 09-16-2016 06:46 PM
"If it fks, flies or floats, lease it."

LeeH 09-16-2016 09:32 PM
Damn black Audi wagon.

LeeH 09-16-2016 09:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tobra (Post 9282796)
well set up 944

No idea who said that first
Pretty sure that'd be Sidney.

rfuerst911sc 09-17-2016 02:15 AM
In many of the classified older cars for sale ads " no rust that I'm aware of " .

KevinTodd 09-17-2016 04:13 AM
"good tires, but not great tires...."

".....a well set-up 944"


too many others to even begin typing them all.

Chocaholic 09-17-2016 04:39 AM
The two most dangerous liquids known to man: gasoline and perfume.


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