Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....

[craigster59]

"I'd rather have my nuts pounded flat with a ball peen hammer".

[Joe Bob]

I'd rather loofa with a cheese grater..........

[scottmandue]

"Smart as a donkey, hug like Einstein"

Someone's sig (I may have it backwards)

[ckelly78z]

"Parking like a douchbag"......I use this one alot in my daily travels.

[BRPORSCHE]

175 mph Targa.

[tcar]

Originally Posted by LakeCleElum

"Good tires", Bob mused, casually lighting a cigarette, "but certainly not great tires."

That was originally from a 'cartoon' in Road & Track magazine. (IIRC)

[Hawkeye's-911T]

"If it's got wheels or boobs, it's gonna cost you money!"

I could have sworn the original was: If it has t*ts or tires - it's high maintenance. I still have no idea as to who's line it was.

Cheers
JB

[rcooled]

"...not that there's anything wrong with that."

[M.D. Holloway]

'you go to the track with the car you have not the car you wish you had.' (I think that's how it went)...

I think that was widebody?

"I was a man trapped in a womens body my entire life, until I was born."

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[J-Mac]

Ive seen various versions of this

"not putting miles on your (insert exotic car) is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she will be more desirable to her next boyfriend"

[gsxrken]

Originally Posted by tcar

That was originally from a 'cartoon' in Road & Track magazine. (IIRC)

C
IIRC It was a Peter Egan caption of a photo where I guy was standing by the side of the road, looking at his crashed car was down the embankment and in the woods.

[Chocaholic]

Originally Posted by scottmandue

"Smart as a donkey, hug like Einstein"

Someone's sig (I may have it backwards)

Hung like Einstein, smart as a horse.

Used to be in my sig lime.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by Hawkeye's-911T

I could have sworn the original was: If it has t*ts or tires - it's high maintenance. I still have no idea as to who's line it was.

Cheers
JB

I'm pretty sure that cavemen were saying that one to each other. It's that old.

[speeder]

"If it fks, flies or floats, lease it."

[LeeH]

Damn black Audi wagon.

[LeeH]

Originally Posted by Tobra

well set up 944

No idea who said that first

Pretty sure that'd be Sidney.

[rfuerst911sc]

In many of the classified older cars for sale ads " no rust that I'm aware of " .

[KevinTodd]

"good tires, but not great tires...."

".....a well set-up 944"


too many others to even begin typing them all.

[Chocaholic]

The two most dangerous liquids known to man: gasoline and perfume.

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by Chocaholic

The two most dangerous liquids known to man: gasoline and perfume.

And tequila... lets not forget tequila.