Classic one-liners you first heard on PPOT....

[kach22i]

Not a classic one-liner but seen often enough.

+1

[Bill Douglas]

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

[M.D. Holloway]

All My Marriages Ended In Divorce For The Same Reason

yup

[abisel]

Maybe not on PPOT, but a classic nonetheless:



Badges?
We ain't got no badges!
We don't need no badges!
I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!!

[Jim Bremner]

Originally Posted by J-Mac

Ive seen various versions of this

"not putting miles on your (insert exotic car) is like not having sex with your girlfriend so she will be more desirable to her next boyfriend"

I'm pretty sure that one is from me.
but it's "not driving your exotic is like sleeping with an ugly girl to spare your hot wife"

[Por_sha911]

Originally Posted by motion

I first saw this quote on Dottore's signature. Always loved it.

"These are my principles. If you don't like them, I have others."

Stolen from Groucho Marx movie.

[GWN7]

Not from PPOT but I thought it was pretty funny.

A buddy drops by and we are discussing Android TV.......he says "I've been watching that new comedy channel lately ...... CNN"

[daepp]

If it flies, floats or ****s; rent it.

[Bill Douglas]

A frontal lobotomy or a bottle in front of me.

[jcommin]

Originally Posted by Brando

That was Hugh. He was a great guy. *pours out a bit of beer*

He knew his cars too.

[Hawkeye's-911T]

He once parallel parked a train....

Edit: My comment was in no way referenced to Hugh. I was just parodying "The most interesting man" thing
Cheers
JB

[gwmac]

"My suggestion is that you not waste one more minute thinking that you can somehow control "where the leaves blow.""
from Cogar

[Rapewta]

Here...
Hold my beer and watch this...

[daepp]

"I need to slap cratch..."