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First off, she's not going to strip.
How do you know? This is her moment.

Why would she not? She's got a fuzzy for sale.

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Old 05-02-2018, 03:51 PM
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Mrs. Lee would absolutely go with me to a titty bar. In fact, she's done it ..... and both her parents came with us. Her mom insisted I take them to one because she wanted to see if they were as racy in the US as in Thailand and Vietnam. I tried to dissuade her, assuring her the craziest stuff that ever happened here probably didn't approach what's considered rated G in SE Asia. But still she insisted. So I paid the $8 cover for each of them and, of course, the first topless stripper who approached me was Chinese. "Hey Trixie, say hello to my wife and in-laws. A lap dance? Well, I'll have to take a raincheck." Oh, that was fun.
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Those places bore the schit out of me and we have the hottest strippers on earth in this town.

You're paying $$ to be prick teased by prostitutes that don't have to blow you, (though that is inaccurate in some of the seedier places).
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Boy hips and fake bOObs... No thanks
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I used to go to a convention every February. It became a tradition for some friends and I to go to a titty bar on Friday night. It went on for 15 years or so. Walking on the seamy side now and then helps give you perspective on life. You should go, and take your wife with you.
The second Mrs. Beard and I had a tradition to go to Camelot on "M" street, when we were in the DC area. It started when we were in Alexandria one year, and the bar we were in closed at 11PM. She joked about rolling up the sidewalks. I had an apartment in the DC area for a year, but spent only about 2 months actually there. I said the only late night club I knew was in DC, but it was a strip joint, and we went...

We were sent to the VIP section. She spent the night saying things like "Oh Senator! What would your wife think if she knew you were in here?!?" I think I was wearing a blazer.

The "present" Mrs. Beard does not like hearing stories of the other Mrs Beards and would never be caught dead in a strip joint!
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PICTURES, or it didn't happen.
Definitely shout that at her.
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Boy hips and fake bOObs... No thanks
See, I knew I could trust you.

You can always trust a man who likes big butts ... they cannot lie. ...itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face...
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I would only go if she was less than 5 minutes from my house. There are NO bars within 5 minutes of my house. Since someone asked.

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The second Mrs. Beard and I had a tradition to go to Camelot on "M" street, when we were in the DC area. It started when we were in Alexandria one year, and the bar we were in closed at 11PM. She joked about rolling up the sidewalks. I had an apartment in the DC area for a year, but spent only about 2 months actually there. I said the only late night club I knew was in DC, but it was a strip joint, and we went...

We were sent to the VIP section. She spent the night saying things like "Oh Senator! What would your wife think if she knew you were in here?!?" I think I was wearing a blazer.

The "present" Mrs. Beard does not like hearing stories of the other Mrs Beards and would never be caught dead in a strip joint!
Been there many times and with a GF a few times.
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Definitely shout that at her.
Haha.
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she has boy hips?

I think you should go. and to Hilary's next rally
Tranny?

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Just ran it by the wife. It was not received well.
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First off, she's not going to strip.
Appears a partial strip at her show.

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i had no idea what she looked like.

those boobs are out of style..no? i like sporty looking women..if i had my choice..

this thread is weird
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Of course you should do your best to support single moms, it's practically your civic duty.

About 35 years ago a buddy convinced me to go with him to see one of the then famous video stars on stage. It was sad, she was just one of those women that was rode hard and put away wet. I don't remember if she took it all off, but they were faker than fake and that was a big turn off.

I'd imagine one of Stormy's events would be more cheerful as she has other star qualities currently. There could be an element of celebration not evident in my experience 35 years ago.

Stormy canceled her event in Detroit, claimed a sore throat or something.

March 13, 2018
Strep throat delays Stormy Daniels' Detroit visit
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April 11, 2018
Stormy Daniels' 'Make America Horny Again' shows postponed, canceled
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For the second time in a month, porn star Stormy Daniels postponed her appearance at a Detroit strip club.
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A problem with the private jet .................

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