Questions you were always afraid to ask thread! - Page 2

Jim Garfield · 03:23 PM

I just came back from Maine where gas was $1.54 p/gal. on Saturday.

And my question; has anyone graphed the price of gas the week before holidays? Here we are being told that the Ariz. pipeline problem and the recent east coast blackout have caused the prices to go up .45 p/gal this week.

pwd72s · 08-26-2003, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by johncj8989
If somebody offered to trade their Ferrari 308 for your 911... would you take it?

By virtue of very nature of this thread I claim excemption from being flamed for even asking.

Why should I take the value cut?

BlueSkyJaunte · 08-26-2003, 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SoCal911SC
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

AH HAHAAH!

You! Yes, you! Stand still, laddie!!

COLDBASS · 08-26-2003, 03:02 PM

I'll try,

What was the Dolphin's name in the Series Flipper?

Adam · Adam's Garage

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

JTO · 08-26-2003, 03:13 PM

There are a lot of questions being asked but precious few anwers. Who can help us?

Troy

ruf-porsche · ruf-porsche's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by Staylo
Where is gas $1.89? I'll take two vacations for that!

She car go still has gas for $1.89 and under.

ruf-porsche · ruf-porsche's Garage

Why is it that inflammable and flammable has the same meaning?

pbs911 · pbs911's Garage

Why didn't the castaways just get rid of Gilligan?

ruf-porsche · ruf-porsche's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by johncj8989
If somebody offered to trade their Ferrari 308 for your 911... would you take it?

By virtue of very nature of this thread I claim excemption from being flamed for even asking.

Yes I would trade my 911 for the Ferrari, sell the Ferrari to some sucker and use the money to buy a 993.

EdT82SC · 08-26-2003, 03:35 PM

Who would vote for Gary Coleman over Gray Davis for Governor?

SilverPoly · 08-26-2003, 03:40 PM

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

autobonrun · autobonrun's Garage

Quote:

Originally posted by ruf-porsche
Why is it that inflammable and flammable has the same meaning?

Good question.
I first saw "inflammable" on a gas tanker when I worked in the Middle East. When I got back and looked it up in the dictionary I was surprised also.

My son asked me why most race tracks use gravel traps and fewer use asphalt when you run off the track. If the purpose is to slow you down, wouldn't asphalt be better (assuming your brakes are still working).

zephog · 08-26-2003, 03:57 PM

If God created Adam and Eve, why did they have belly-buttons?

andrew15 · 08-26-2003, 04:01 PM

In my best Dr. Nick voice from the Simpsons:

Inflammable means Flammable? What a country!!

Or if you REALLY need to hear the real deal:

ftp://ftp.smoovenet.com/pub/lardlad/sounds/season12/error12.mp3

Best. Quote. Ever.

Regards,
AM

JSDSKI · 08-26-2003, 04:07 PM

Only the paintings have belly buttons.

pwd72s · 08-26-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pbs911
Why didn't the castaways just get rid of Gilligan?

Because he, um..."cooked well" with Ginger?

LeeH · 08-26-2003, 04:17 PM

Do agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog?

CarreraS2 · 08-26-2003, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve79SC
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Because what good would a flotation device under a parachute be?

GSpreeman · GSpreeman's Garage

Why is it I can post the most assinine questions here and have them answered but, I see a Porsche guy on the road and he's a moron?

Couldn't the Germans figure out a clearer setup for fresh air/heat/A/C in our cars? (in mine theoretically 192 different combinations)

Can't someone produce a valve for a 3.2 that wouldn't need adjusting?