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Why are asteroids in the hemisphere and hemeroids on your a$$?

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Old 08-27-2003, 04:15 AM
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Why is that european car magazines can be opinionated and brutally honest in reviews, while US magazines generally offer politically correct drivel (IMHO). Yet, they are both filled with the same major advertisers ??????

Quote from CAR (my favorite)
".... this vehicle is barely able to overcome the inertia necessary for motion to occur......"

Quote from any US auto mag
" ....so after our comprehensive shootout, they are all great cars and it really depends on what you're looking for......"
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Old 08-27-2003, 05:11 AM
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Why do people credit the Clinton years for the 90's economic boom?

Why do people complain when a gallon of gas costs less than a quart of bottled water?

Why is the constitution so commonly misquoted and bent?

And finally, why do men have nipples?
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It would seem that Douglass Adams already handled this one for you! Just start on his seven book trilogy, it's all there...


Why do people still by BMWs when there is a Porche?

And why can't people understand that gun control is the ability to hit one's target! Anyone who can't control a gun doesn't deserve one!
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Old 08-27-2003, 07:20 AM
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ahh I didn't realize the trilogy had gotten so far. I think I have only read 5 books out of it. Does he answer this question? Is a true buttered cat array a perpetual motion machine?
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by MRM
[B]Well 42, obviously.

Wait, what was the question?
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Old 08-27-2003, 08:28 AM
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Why is it called "CARGO" when it is on a boat?

Why is it called a "SHIPMENT" when it is on a truck?

Why do ugly chicks look hot after a few beers?
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Old 08-27-2003, 08:47 AM
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Why do Americans believe anything George Bush says when the rest of the world sees through him?

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Because the White House with Billary Clinton preceded with such integrety and honesty that anyone who become president will be seen to have integrety and honesty.




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Old 08-27-2003, 08:53 AM
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Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

If war is the answer can someone please repeat the question?

If 2 is company and 3's a crowd, then what are 4 and 5?

If the Earth is spinning around its axis while constantly spinning around the sun in a galaxy that is constantly spinning in space, then why am I not dizzy?

EDIT: Doesn't it look like NASCAR drivers are being perpetually flushed down the toilet? I mean, all they do is turn left ...

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Old 08-27-2003, 09:54 AM
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Because the White House with Billary Clinton preceded with such integrety and honesty that anyone who become president will be seen to have integrety and honesty.




. . . yes I'm kidding.
Unbelievably well said. And I'm not kidding.

But I did inhale.
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EDIT: Doesn't it look like NASCAR drivers are being perpetually flushed down the toilet? I mean, all they do is turn left ...
Depends on what hemisphere you live in!
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Old 08-27-2003, 10:43 AM
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what is a large shrimp? why do women go to the bathroom in pairs?
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Where is the door handle?????
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Old 08-27-2003, 11:33 AM
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Why is it that after reading all the posts in this thread , I actually feel stupidier.
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Where is the door handle?????
good one
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Where is the door handle?????
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good one
I have been asked that a few times. I may even have asked it when I was test driving.......
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What are tonight's California Super Lotto winning numbers?

Please PM me with the anwser

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