How do you react when people call your car a "Porsh"

[Jack Olsen]

If you need to go for a drive into Sillytown:

[Aussie]

The only time I've actually broken down and said something was when I was told I had a "nice fiat" (this was in southern Ohio).

Doesn't FIAT stand for Fix IT Again Tony?

[RSBob]

Man, and all this time was I was calling it a Porkchop. Doh!

[Padrino]

depends upon her age, hair color and cup size.

[azasadny]

Aussie,
Actually, I think FIAT stands for
"foolish Italian attempt at transportation"...