What's wrong with this picture #2

[Por_sha911]

I just came back from a PCA mtg at a local shop that works on Europe's finest. Saw some scarey things. Not a P-car but, What's wrong with this motor?

I'm thinking someone tried one too many holeshots.

[1bar]

I don't know, maybe if he zipped his fly it wouldn't dangle out there like that. Or maybe he just had to go?

[geof33]

Nice rod!!!!

[ischmitz]

Rusty piully !!! Do I win

[901/05]

It shouldn't need a kick stand.

Shawn.

[Vipergrün]

Geeze, only one martini tonight and I am giggling like a school boy at these responses

"Is that a piston rod in your pocket, or are you excited to see me......."

-B

[A Quiet Boom]

Duh, it's a waterpumper, you guys all missed it with your dirty little minds LOL

[al lkosmal]

oil pan is wimpy?

[84porsche]

Its missing the rest of the car and maybe the belts and just about everything.

[smestas]

It must be that the oil dip stick is to curved to get a correct reading?

[maxnine11]

a leakdown test showed a problem with the #1 cylinder; confirmed by the test instrument's gauge.... and the flapping of the mechanics pant-leg

[Porsche]

The BMW in the background does not have clear indicator lights.

[smestas]

It's not mounted to the correct 5-Arm Engine Mount Stand?

[Paul Franssen]

"Hmm Harry, there's a hole in the bucket, go fix it, Dear, fix it"
"With what shall I fix it?....
MONEY HONEY!

[CHILI]

Am I the only one that thinks that's awsome? !!!!! It almost makes the bill not that big of a deal if I could at least look at that every once and a while.

[aigel]

This couldn't happen to the flat six. There is no oil pan. The dry sump keeps the rods in.

On a junkyard visit last year I noticed a yard owned crane that you can borrow standing over a chevy truck. Hanging from it, just above the engine compartment was a small block in shiny new blue paint. And the oil pan had a rod sticking out of it just like the one above. I had to think about it for a moment but figured it out: Some poor bozos saw the fresh small block and got so excited about pulling it on 1/2 day off day that they forgot to look it over carefully. Once they saw the mess, pulling the engine up, they probably left very quickly

George

[dtw]

Serpentine belt is missing. Did I win?

[Jadams1]

extra appendage?

[DJB]

I had a similar electrical problem in my Datsun 510, as numer 3 piston took out my alternator

[TerryH]

LOL!! You guys are too funny! Kickstand...... winner!!