User name

[DRACO A5OG]

Yes, a Mod or Admin needs to change a name.

I have client named Anita Ho

[WPOZZZ]

Originally Posted by DRACO A5OG

Yes, a Mod or Admin needs to change a name.

I have client named Anita Ho

When I was with the DOE, there was a secretary with that same name. What about a Polynesian name? Mapu Sisoa

[Joe Bob]

I had 'Biggus Dickus' on a 914 list....but I was an admin.....

[Fishcop]

Originally Posted by szyzygy

what kind of last name is tkal? I mean what ethnic/cultural background?

He thinks it's mid European, but he's not sure. Maybe Czec or Prussian, and he's sure the spelling has been changed a bit. The "Tk" throws most of us off, but you pronounce both the t and k.

[Fishcop]

Originally Posted by Joe Bob

I had 'Biggus Dickus' on a 914 list....but I was an admin.....

"He has a wife you know; Incontinentious Buttox"

[quozl]

FTFY "Intercontinentia Buttocks"

Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!

[combatic]

Oh! you can have your named changed?! Maybe I will exchange combatic for Seymor......Seymor Butz. This thread is cracking me up...or maybe I am high on Por-15 fumes and it is 3am?

[Canada Kev]

OK, my user name is changed. I am no longer Syzygy. I now dub me... Canada Kev.

[Oh Haha]

Oh, I thought you would go with Starman.

Oh well.

All hail Canada Kev.

[Canada Kev]

Sorry Wayne. To me, Starman seemed a little, uh, gay...

Not that there's anything wrong with that. But thanks anyway for the suggestion.

For me the meaning of Syzygy was more about the universe being in alignment than specifically planets and stars. When I got my 911, everything just fell into place (except for the speeding ticket I got leaving Vancouver on the way home...) with no effort, like it was meant to be. I even got temporary insurance from ICBC with no charge. FREE! And for those who live in BC know that's nearly a miracle in and of itself.

[ShakinJoe]

You could have changed it to: Dixie Wrecked

[Oh Haha]

Cool story on buying your 911.

I WAS just kidding about the STARMAN thing. I think there was a cheesy 70's film of the same name and that's all that I could think of.

[SilberUrS6]

I wanted to use Hugh Jardon.

I once had a client whose name was Harry Johnson. I had a very difficult time keeping a straight face when we met. I barely succeeded. My wife has a colleague by the name of Richard Johnson. He goes by the nickname "Dick". And introduces himself as "Dick Johnson". I've always wanted to ask him if he finds his name redundant. I resist, for my wife's sake.

[Canada Kev]

Wayne, that movie is the only thing I could think of whenever it came up. I never watched it, but it was undoubtedly cheesy...

[szyzygy]

Originally Posted by Canada Kev

Wayne, that movie is the only thing I could think of whenever it came up. I never watched it, but it was undoubtedly cheesy...

saw it on VHS when I was 12 or so.

yes, it sucked