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You get *****ed at the drive thru

Morning Y'all
Hey Joe, once again your lack of FB has cost ya

Didnt cost me. Tweeze and I are friends on facebook.

My bad, well so much for my fun, :D

Mmmmm, that tiramisu was good. Rich but gooooood

It looked good, I almost licked my computer screen

Rules of a gun fight.
Sent to me by former forum member Procon.

Have a gun has always been the first rule,
Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various
Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun,
you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:

A; Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

D; Never let someone or something that
threatens you get inside arms length.

E; Never say "I've got a gun." If you need to use
deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes,
the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

G; The most important rule in a gunfight is:
Always win - cheat if necessary.

H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets .
You may get killed with your own gun,
but he'll have to beat you to death with it, cause it'll be empty.

If you're in a gun fight:
If you're not shooting, you should be loading.
If you're not loading, you should be moving,
If you're not moving, you're dead.

J; In a life and death situation, do something .
It may be wrong, but do something!

K; If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid.
Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

L; You can say 'stop' or 'alto' or any other word,
but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone's head
is pretty much a universal language.

M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able
to save yourself and your family.

If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.

"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history
when everybody stands around reloading".
Thomas Jefferson

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rick V (Post 6881000)

Okay so you have the genes of a German shepherd (that was a joke) but what does your cholesterol and food have to do with it?
As in Say what?

Like everyone else I get my genetics from my parents. The low cholesterol gene has no relationship to my hip except that my hip problems are genetic. My wife can just look at a cheeseburger and her cholesterol goes up.

Woo-hoo! Go Mumbles! (Watching F1) :)

I thought you didn't have Speed. Or are you home?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy wear a gold chain with a big "N" dangling from it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 6881955)

I thought you didn't have Speed. Or are you home?

I'm at home. Hence the post about the Rock Store yesterday.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noah930 (Post 6881959)

Why does Larry the Cable Guy wear a gold chain with a big "N" dangling from it?

In his spare time he trolls internet forums under the alias of...

I didn't know you could get air like this on a sport bike.

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heh heh. Looks like one of those hillclimbers.

How the F do you crash like that on that corner? How much speed are people carrying through there, anyway? Or am I just a mega-wussy rider?

I guess since he did not lay it down he did not scrub off as much speed as others do. I am not sure how much he was on the brakes but once he hit the dirt he was just along for the ride.

I think the fastest riders go downhill at about 45mph - the speed limit. Paul told me that the CHP once spent an afternoon with the radar up there and the fastest he saw was 47mph.