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I do a lot of hunting for my food at restaurants. I have a very high percentage of acquiring a meal. On rare occasions the service is so bad I leave but that is pretty rare. Some popular places expect me to wait for more than 10 to 15 minutes before they will seat me at a table. I can ALWAYS find a different place to find food. Often served by an attractive young female.
I am at 100% success rate. I never return without a meal.
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12-23-2014, 06:10 AM
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I'm with Bill
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Vegetarian is an ancient Indian term for poor hunter
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12-23-2014, 06:14 AM
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Welp, off to baby sit a couple of kids, wish them luck, I have my duct tape
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12-23-2014, 06:38 AM
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Don't forget the super glue!
I guess you don't have any booze around but I found a few shots of whiskey quiets them down real good. Tequila tends to make em cry.
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12-23-2014, 06:41 AM
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Or some acetone to remove the super glue depending on the kids.
Oh boy!!!! Just got a message that we are no longer allowed to accrue more than 2 years of vacation any more and they are buying out my vacation down to the 2 years worth as of Dec 31st. Comes to $12,700!!!!
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12-23-2014, 08:11 AM
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Whooo Hoooo. You are buying lunch today!
Hey wait you were gonna buy anyway. 
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12-23-2014, 08:15 AM
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12-23-2014, 09:19 AM
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Chloroform works too.
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12-23-2014, 09:34 AM
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Oh, jk, I see we're talking babysitting.
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12-23-2014, 10:08 AM
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Joe likes the local neighborhood crazy ones.
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12-23-2014, 10:39 AM
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Joe, how about a Russian red head?
I actually prefer dark hair.
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12-23-2014, 10:42 AM
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Christmas Hump Day!!!
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12-23-2014, 10:43 AM
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12-23-2014, 11:01 AM
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12-23-2014, 11:32 AM
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12-23-2014, 11:38 AM
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This Iranian gem makes me think we should bring democracy to Iran and see how mamy more of their women look like this under the veil
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12-23-2014, 11:45 AM
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12-23-2014, 11:53 AM
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Are you sure you didn't get Iran and Ireland mixed up there?
And "Anna Chapman" would gladly be any hair color you like.
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12-23-2014, 11:54 AM
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Somehow, I'm thinking, that getting involved with Anna would have a negative effect on future security clearance determinations...
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12-23-2014, 12:01 PM
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Carrera
1994 Porsche 928 GTS
Eva
Das Eos-Gone But Not Forgotten...
Battle Wagon
