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Ok, I looked at Richard's posted pic of the Otang with cigar trying to come up with a witty, smarta$$ remark....
I got nothin'.
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Tabaccy make me wacky
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Don't think that's tabaccy or an Otang
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That's funny Joe.
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Good Monday morning all.
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Would stay inside if it were at all poopy outside. But does somehow fit the norm for a Monday.
Just have one particular area in the back yard that is poopy. Pepper has a particular set of skills and they include only using that area when she does her stuff or does number 6.
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It might be Monday, but we are above ground and alive.  I have been to more than a few funerals of friends that were much younger than I.
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morning all. long weekend with a very painful head. At work now trying not to move.
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Sent a phishing test email to eveyone where I work. 13 users clicked on the bogus link in the email even though it was delivered to their Junk E-mail folder. Yikes.
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you can't fix stupid.
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Hey.
Ran to the bank a bit ago. LOTS of gray hairs on the roads. Grrrrrrr. As I'm sitting in my vehicle preparing to exit a vehicle pulls up beside me. I noticed but didn't look over. Next thing I hear is an angry voice "Next time you do that, I'll beat your a$$!" I look up and a rather large guy is yelling at a younger guy in the truck next to me. I waited for a moment and big fella goes into the bank. I see him waiting at the counter and say "must be Monday" to him. He laughs and tells me what had happened between them. I finish my banking and go to leave and tell him I hope his day gets better. He wishes me a good day as well. In the lot, the kid is outside of his truck and staring at me. I casually say "hey, what's up?". He then tells me that his Dad and uncle are cops and that guy is in deep for messin' with a cop's kid. I figure I would impart some wisdom and say "son, that guy is a lot bigger than you, you might want to just let it go." "No way man, he doesn't know who he's messin' with". I really wanted to stay and see what happened but left.
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I heard a funny story about how really life works.
A friend's 18 year old daughter is wanting to go to college. Her parents will help her pay for that but they insist she gets a job and actually earn a living and go to college at the same time. The chick decides she really likes animals and figures working at Petsmart would be ideal. She could see the dogs and puppies and enjoy her job. Then reality strikes. The manager has her in training and on day one she gets to learn our to collect the crickets to sell to customers to feed their pet reptiles. So her first day on the job she has to stick her hand into the cricket box.  Like many girls, crickets and "bugs" gross her out for no real reason. The boss then said "next we will feed the snakes." She almost quit.  He dad had zero sympathy. He told her to suck it up and do her job. Good dad!
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Yep, I have dealt out crickets for customers back in the day. No snakes at our shop, though. I did sell quite a few meeses for feeding them.
Got bit by a big Momma rat one time. She nailed my finger when I was reaching in with her food dish.
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Joe, add some Malted to the drink as well.
Balance used to have a mix for milk that tasted just like cake batter. That stuff was addicting. It wasn't straight protein though, it was 9g carbs, 7g protein and 1.5g monounsaturated fat per serving. Sold the 911 Saturday. Cut down another dead pine on Sunday during the short time it wasn't raining. It is a corded electric 3.5hp chainsaw so rain and using it don't go well together.
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Sold? Man I now I have to rethink what I want to do.
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Yup, sold. It was a white 1971 T. Not all that great for WI roads but it was a solid car with little rust but needed some work.
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