Might be able to cure it with the same stuff though. :)

to true!

Way way back when I was in high school the worst anyone knew of VD was the clap and a shot of penicillin was an easy cure. No death sentences from chasing tail. Of course pregnancy was still quite possible. :eek:

I know a lot of my buddies all sowed their wild oats on the weekend and prayed for a crop failure on Monday. ;)

crop failure that's funny. We just give them the Uncle Larry speech. If its pregnant your married end of story. Most boys in the family practice really safe farming..................

Does substituting a spaghetti wrapper count?

Ever wanted crop failure so much you double wrapped?

Happy birthday, Wayne!

Lots of farming talk here...but can ya plow a straight furrow?

At lunchtime I was really just wanted to make a run to a local grocery store. Unfortunately for the area around the office the only grocery stores are Whole Foods or Trader Joe's. Both are about a mile away. The Whole Foods (Whole Paycheck) is a littler easier to get in and out of so it won out.I was just making a fruit run for some grapes, bananas, oranges and apples. The store is full of women and one in particular in front of me was in yoga pants and she was bent over looking at the blueberries and I just "happened" to be admiring the view when some other woman came along with her shopping cart about to run me over. I looked up at her to be sure she did not run me over and she gave me a dirty look for looking at miss yoga pants all bent over. Since she was still bent over looking at blueberries I thought I might need to inspect the mangos in the bin right next to her. Yea, that's the ticket! The Mangos. ;)

Were they ripe?

Did you give them the squeeze test?

Oh hell no!

Before we got married I told my now wife of 25 years that just because I am getting married I am not going to suddenly stop admiring the female form. It is ingrained into my brain. I will look but I ain't about to touch. Like a dog running to the end of the chain, I know my boundaries.

I will continue to admire the beauty of nature and even the beauty of silicone when applied properly. :cool:

you poor thing. take a nap and rest a bit.

Screw that. I just left for the day. Of course it will back to slave labor building the wall. We work slow.

Oh great.

Looks like the cloud account HR keeps all the employee and payroll records on may have gotten hacked.

My night computer monitor job ran very late tonight. Seems whomever ran the month end stuff this weekend turned EVERYTHING off. Had to restart stuff from scratch and the password list I was given to start things up was not up-to-date.

Good morning all. The great wall is getting bigger. We are about done with the side along the grass and the driveway. Next is the sidewalk side. Then a pickup load of soil. Not dirt, soil. Then dig the holes in the new soil, and put in the plants. Maybe by next weekend we can be done with that part.

morning all. Slave labor sucks just keep thinking July will soon be here.

G'mertnin.

Today I feel...Come on 2027!

2027 will be here in a few weeks. Time just flies by anymore.

As a kid I remember it was 9 months between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Now it is just a day. I still can't believe I have been married for 25 years, had my El Camino 26 years, and in our current house for 20 years.

That's what the cloud is for!