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Transfer the wife. Think the boss will go for that?
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Nope, not gonna do a wife transfer! I will keep my current selection. We get along way to well. Even if she does make me dig a few holes in the ground.
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Wife transfers? Nipple lube? Pole dancing? What a thread!
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Yea, and a new back porch greenhouse with a new concrete extension. I might go missing about then.
I kid her all the time about watching Investigation Discovery a lot. They profile actual murder cases and show how the cops caught the murderer. She knows all the tricks now. If I ever go missing and they can't find any DNA of me tell the cops to check the concrete floor right behind where I park the El Camino. When I mow the yard I usually open the tailgate and sit down and have a frosty wheat pop with the ceiling fan and floor fan blowing on me. I take off the sweat band from my forehead and squeeze out a puddle of sweat. It has to have soaked into the floor now after 20+ years. I guess they can find my DNA all over the two cars since there are few areas I have not worked on either car. Of course, I feel fairly safe. She needs me for digging holes in the yard and lawn care.
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I had to read that post twice...wife transfers are harsh
Morning all...well it's 3am. Real propper sparrow fart. Woken by a kids toy inhabited by a poltergeist, making all sorts of kids toy noises. Farken stupid poltergeist! I've taken the batteries out, so I dare you to make it sing now. 
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If it sings now you have bigger problems. I'd say shoot it but you might just have to blow it up at this point.
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Hmmm good plan but the lack of explosives is a problem.
I know, I can burn it at the stake like the good old days
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06-07-2018, 10:55 AM
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Is it a duck? (Sorry, Holy Grail reference for you young'uns)
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Bring an angry mob and pitch forks!!!!
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You don't keep a Holy Handgrenade around?
Burn it, burn it with fire is always a handy go to elimination procedure, and fun to yell too, espeically as a group.
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Jeff, where are you doing your retirement training? We need to get the warning out early to protect the women and children.
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Friday!
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morning all. Got a car washed last night, not mine but the kids. Still scanning pictures like mad.
AND YES ITS FRIDAY!!!!!!
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TGIF!
Tomorrow the local Porsche dealership is having the 70th anniversary of Porsche celebration. Maybe I can gram some new free stuff. At least free donuts and coffee and water. They will have drawings and door prizes. I am sure I will not win those, I never do.
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Got a free car wash on the way to work today but I fear it will be pretty water spotted.
Happy end of the work week to all but Jim and Jeff.
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Water spots suck.
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If only it would rain distilled water. At least it has a fresh coat of wax and the windows have Rain-X.
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cloud filtered is not the best.
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Sure isn't. Full of dirt and all sorts of crap. I blame Iowa for the crap in the rain.
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