Stijn!!

[Porsche-poor]

I can send you a bill for the laughs.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Andy911sc

You guys crack me up

What? Are you laughing at my delusional pursuit of men obviously out of my league and possibility? I take offense in that. Instead of continuously being disappointed in my daily expedition to find a kind, smart, funny, active man, I have chosen to cope by pursuing celebrities with false and inflated personas. Now what could possibly be wrong with that?

All in green font...

[Jferr006]

ahh.. unattainable men.. a girl can dream.

[Jferr006]

Does it ever creep you out to see how many times your profile has been viewed?

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

Does it ever creep you out to see how many times your profile has been viewed?

Are you talking to me? I don't pay attention to that stuff. My coping mechanism for everything is to not pay attention. Seriously, my first ever thread started here on Pelican was crazy viewed and I didn't even know it until someone jokingly referred to me as "famous". I was like "huh?" And then they told me how to see how many times it was looked at. I don't poke around much. What am I going to do with that information? Nothing. So I don't look at it.

I might have to look at the statistics eventually if I am in the same position as Jim and have to think of some "epic" post for my certain # post.

[tweezers74]

Although I did get creeped out when LinkedIn sent me an email saying I was one of the top 10% most viewed profiles of 2012. Yikes! Here it is a small group of people. LinkedIn? Massive. Why would anybody want to look at my profile. That's creepy.

[Noah930]

Why would anybody want to look at my profile.

'Cause you're hot.

[porsche4life]

That nip pic isn't gonna last. But thanks for posting it, anyway.



The nurse that I'm working with this morning thinks Ryan Gosling is the dreamiest. She's also a big fan of that pale Twilight dude, Edward, and Ryan Reynolds.

Don't you know the mods don't read this much? I mean how else would 95% of the crap we pull get by?


But azzy still might oughta pull that one.... Shame... It's a nice pic...



I've been told I look a bit like Gosling.... Although with a much lower clothes budget

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I've been told I look a bit like Gosling.... Although with a much lower clothes budget

By who, blind people?

[Noah930]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Don't you know the mods don't read this much?

You should see the turbo forum. Nudity? No problem. (no, I'm not going to tell on which threads)

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Noah930

'Cause you're hot.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! That made me bust up laughing out loud. Yeah, they are just going off a headshot. They don't know the goofball that the head belongs to. And thanks... If you think I am hot, it improves my chances with Clooney, right? I bet if he met me, I could sooooooo woo him. I am charming like that. Don't burst my bubble, guys.

[tweezers74]

I bet Clooney would have no strength to resist me in my yoga pants. Just sayin.

[Jferr006]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I've been told I look a bit like Gosling.... Although with a much lower clothes budget

hm.. maybe. We'll have to revisit that in about 10 years.

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

I've been told I look a bit like Gosling.... Although with a much lower clothes budget

Again, an iota? I will book a ticket tomorrow. The clothes thing we can fix. Preferably the white shirt look in middle picture...

It's been a couple years since I first met you...

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

Oh thank god puking preschooler is better today.

Tweez, iv never done yoga is it just stretching or is it a good workout? I'm back to my 2x a day Zumba for the bikini months...I will begrudgingly have to start back with brazil butt lift.:/ I hate it when hard **** actually works.

Zumba?

Originally Posted by RKDinOKC

A little minty fresh toothpaste on that will warm it right up.

Surgeon tells me he did a great job on my foot. Bring on the pain killers!

LOL! A blast from the past at the rate this thread is growing.
Good news on the foot. njoy the drugs!

Originally Posted by Noah930

You should see the turbo forum. Nudity? No problem. (no, I'm not going to tell on which threads)

Have you seen the D-Zug forum? I haven't been there in a year or so but last time I was there it was pretty bad. So bad it got me grossed out. I had only joined after meeting Justin (I think that was the name of the guy with the red 934) at Rennsport. The stuff there made the nip pick look downright tame.

[Jferr006]

Zumba is the best thing ever..It's dance-y but, fun and gives me killer abs.

I swear by this video
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrzugk_zumba-fitness-flat-abs-workout_music

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Jferr006

Zumba is the best thing ever..It's dance-y but, fun and gives me killer abs.

Max, google Zumba. Good times. My good friend is a Zumba instructor. She is cute as a button. Hot and a ball of energy. It's sickening. Just kidding. Awesome gal. She also owns her own dating business in Dallas. She is always telling me to have her help me find a Dallas man and tells me I would be snapped up in two seconds. Has a radio show on relationships too.

Naaaaahhhh. I think I will stick with my strategy that has no chance of succeeding. Pursuing Clooney by stalking him from afar.

[Flieger]

Originally Posted by tweezers74

My good friend is a Zumba instructor. She is cute as a button. Hot and a ball of energy.

Pics?

[tweezers74]

Originally Posted by Flieger

Pics?

Oh Max, you would like her. Married though. She was one of the gals that was dancing with me barefoot on the dance floor at my reunion.

[Porsche-poor]

Lunch date! No fun its another band manager.