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Seems Legit

And I'm sure she is a really nice girl!

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I’m so unlucky! My old truck is broken again.
I’m sure that it is not a fatal problem and any male can fix it quickly.
I ask you to come and resolve my problem.
I will pay you back with my perfect body

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Old 08-27-2019, 11:48 AM
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Old 08-27-2019, 11:52 AM
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I am sure she is just trying to put herself through college lol.
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So any male can fix it? What is the issue, that it needs a fix only a man can solve the problem? Is the pickle jar lid on too tight?

And a perfect body as payment? Do we get to keep it as payment like we would if she paid cash?

Too many questions.
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I'd ask for payment in advance.
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Fred - is this that EX you were telling us about?
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en route now, Ill let you know how it all works out
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So any male can fix it? What is the issue, that it needs a fix only a man can solve the problem? Is the pickle jar lid on too tight?
I’m thinking the “pickle jar” has been loosen by quite a few men. Probably hadn’t been tight in years.
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You don't know that. She could Kegel...
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I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?
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I think we need to see pictures before we can decide if the truck is worth fixing.
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I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?
Monty Python comes to mind ......... . run away !!!
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I got there and she said her tranny needs fixed. She looks like a dude , what do I do ?
Normally, I'd say it is plug and play, but I'm not so sure like that...
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Probably smells like a sewer fire as well.

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