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The all knowing eye
I have been asked to join the Illuminati...
Now I can be rich and pull all of your strings from behind the scenes. Who needs to be president? I am The Illuminati!  Quote:
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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Dog-faced pony soldier
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Welcome brother!
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durn for'ner
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Look out for Robert Langdon.
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09-24-2020, 06:42 AM
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Back in the saddle again
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Tabs is the president of the illuminati.
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09-24-2020, 06:44 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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First rule of the Illuminati is never talk about the Illuminati. We will never let you in now!
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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09-24-2020, 06:44 AM
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do they sell lightbulbs. ?
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09-24-2020, 08:01 AM
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I see you
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It's an inner light.
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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09-24-2020, 08:05 AM
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Nope. Candles and Whale oil lamps
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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09-24-2020, 08:05 AM
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I'll keep an eye out for you
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Life is a big ocean to swim in. Wag more, bark less.
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09-24-2020, 08:07 AM
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We meet under the Waugh bridge after the bats leave.
See you there. |
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09-24-2020, 08:10 AM
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Do you get to utter chants, while sitting a candle lit circle, and wear a hooded cape ?
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09-24-2020, 09:07 AM
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That’s the All Seeing Eye. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_Providence we use that symbol at the New World Order and our R&D division, The Illuminati. The All Knowing Eye is a rock song. https://genius.com/Orphaned-land-all-knowing-eye-lyrics Sadly, it is not the Illuminati’s fight song.
You gotta bone up on your plebe knowledge if you’re going to survive pledge week. Who’s your big brother? I’m going to have a word with him.
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09-24-2020, 09:19 AM
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I'm sending you a BB gun James... please use a brick wall as a backdrop.
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09-24-2020, 09:23 AM
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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09-24-2020, 09:46 AM
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Back in the 80's I was transferred to a facility that was being built. I was there about 6 months when I received a letter at home. Fancy envelope with no return address. A very cryptic letter on high end stationary that went something like this.
You are being looked at to join a secret society. We have the resources to help others within the society to achieve far more success than one would ever dream. Yada yada yada. Do not discuss this communication with anyone. While at work, place a blank piece of paper on your vehicle's dash if you are interested. You will then be approached by one of our members. Yada yada yada. I didn't follow through. Probably why I didn't make it to CEO. |
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09-24-2020, 09:50 AM
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Get off my lawn!
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James, I received a nice email from some friendly Russians. From what I could figure out the Word document they attached to the email was some helpful suggestions on how to improve my company web site. They sent it with no request for me to pay anything, just out of the goodness of their hearts.
It was of course in my spam folder and the span alerts were pretty sure it was malware. I decided I like the web page as it is.
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Glen 49 Year member of the Porsche Club of America 1985 911 Carrera; 2017 Macan 1986 El Camino with Fuel Injected 350 Crate Engine My Motto: I will never be too old to have a happy childhood! |
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09-24-2020, 10:47 AM
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Ayo Irpin, Ukraine!
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You know, for the smoke and mirrors. That's how the bastards fool us each and every TIME!
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Harmlessly passing gas in the grassland away; Only dimly aware of a certain smell in the air |
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09-24-2020, 10:53 AM
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So...how are we going to pull off the annual convention this year without the masses noticing?
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Some Porsches long ago...then a wankle... 5 liters of VVT fury now -Chris "There is freedom in risk, just as there is oppression in security." |
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09-24-2020, 10:57 AM
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canna change law physics
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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09-24-2020, 11:10 AM
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Gon fix it with me hammer
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Oh welcome to the gang,
I'm in charge of the membership fees.. 10 grand annual 200 processing fee 1500 for the mandatory welcome on board package including: Tie, cufflinks , coffee mug , stationary, envelopes, wax seal stamp and some little trinkets. Need payment before end of the month or I'm afraid I'll have to send some people over. Full rate or do you have a coupon?
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1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
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1982 Porsche 911SC 3.0L warmed over
BimForce the Third, Esquire
