You know you are old when...

[recycled sixtie]

When you work physically hard one day and you are wasted the next....

[dafischer]

When you get up at the same time that you occasionally went to bed.

[cassisrot]

The radio stars of my youth are all dead!

[Sunroof]

When your called GRANDPA for the first time!!

[GH85Carrera]

When you go to eat dinner at 4:30 or 5:00 PM.

[deckard]

i pulled up to a customer's house in my european sports car and his seven year old kid says, "wow that's a really old car!"
then he looks at me and says, "when you were born were cars invented yet?"

[Gretch]

When you are satisfied cutting your own hair.

When you haven't bought a pair of dress shoes in 10+ years.

When your dermatologist knows you by your first name.

When you are taking a hand full of pills every day with your first gulp of coffee.

When your closet has cloths in it you haven't worn in 20 years.

[Joe Bob]

Originally Posted by Gretch

When you are satisfied cutting your own hair.

When you haven't bought a pair of dress shoes in 10+ years.

When your dermatologist knows you by your first name.

When you are taking a hand full of pills every day with your first gulp of coffee.

When your closet has cloths in it you haven't worn in 20 years.

When you buy a clipper to shave yer haid.....

When you think 58 is young for a hottie....

When you don't expect the carpet to match the drapes.

[hcoles]

When are you are hesitant to click on the thread knowing you have a big list to add. You click anyway, read a few posts, and decide it is less embarrassing to say nothing.

[Rusty Heap]

....you walk into a room and forget why you were going there to get "something" and you wind up retracing your steps to remember.

[oldE]

That's called thinking about the hereafter:
ie: you walk into a room and ask yourself "What the heck did I come in here after?"

My Lord we are a bunch of sad bastages.

Best
Les

[Noah930]

When everyone you meet reminds of someone else you already know.

[Joe Bob]

But they are heavier, shorter, less hair and the boobs are lower...but that's just my experience, carry on.

[URY914]

I can remember my first grade teacher's name but not what I had for dinner last night.

[pete3799]

You know you are getting old when
You're trying to get a flasher relay out of a Cat backhoe and it lives up under a plastic cover that you have to pry up and stuff your hand up and under and try to contort your arm into such a position as you can pull that M F out of there. my arm looks like it went through a meat grinder.

Eating super tonight
Wife....holy s... what happened to your arm?
Me.....i got old.

[Crowbob]

There are ways to prevent oldness and enfeeblement.

Clint Eastwood gets up every morning and doesn’t let the old man in.

Keif just lights up another one.

[s_morrison57]

The Late Night News comes on at 6pm

[Por_sha911]

You hear all the best bands on the oldies channel and remember when most of the songs came out.

[Bob Kontak]

Folks ask you if you remember the bomb.

[Rusty Heap]

You start turning the lights off when you leave a room.