the ultimate tips for the single guy thread

[The Gaijin]

Originally Posted by SLO-BOB

You're going to do this in a bar?? Yikes - sounds like the tenents that one might recite at the end of a manboobs support group meeting. That or Stalkers Anonymous.

SLO-MAN - I have got coffee coming out of my nose! Hahahaha. My keyboard is shorting out...

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by Superman

Women love to laugh. And they like to talk about dreams and aspiration. But the easy tip is this:

Cook her dinner. Clean your place first, and perhaps get some fresh flowers. Learn to make a sauce. Drink white wine and chat while cooking. Then watch Casablanca.

And, should the occasion warrant, be contrary, but only after the laughter. Worked for me...but my wife and I prefer sparring.

But the basics here are to learn to make a sauce and clean your place, golden advice since they convey more about you than you desires for her.

BTW, make sure the flowers look like they belong and are not for her.

And another BTW...back in the day, I got laid more than a man with a hand full of pardons in a womens prison

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by SLO-BOB

As noted, this is a pick-up thread. Marriage/LTR is a whole different thread.

that was not my intent, but as often in my world and this board things whirl way out of control that rarely resemble the original napkined sketches. i reckon i got it pointed that direction with the fabric softener suggestion but i did ask for cooking, grocery shopping and laundry tips in the same breath. fun none the less.


what got me to thinking was i met a lady (non-slab) a few months back and am enjoying her company thus far. the feeling is very mutual and we are talking about the future. much to the suprise of the BAP inner circle she even has T$ going to church most sundee's. what i am getting at is i am finally to the point where i dont say dumb stuff that gets me in trouble complicating my life bigger than needed. in fact just the contrary i have said many of the right things even meaning most of it... maybe all the experience ive lived have provided some wisdom i draw off today and i just dawned on me. by the time you get it figured out you need viagra to throw the football through the tree-swing tire...

couple bits-

slab= a one night stand a bar catch, not wife material. dont you and you boys have a few sayings unique to just you guys? hence slab.

have your toys first- YES-YES !! make sure she has her's too.

pelicans- are a great bunch to discuss something with while learning, laughing, and even crying now and again.

T$

[Rot 911]

wow, you guys are really deep. I only have one dating tenet: If she says she doesn't swallow on the first date, dump her.

[M.D. Holloway]

1) Listen listen listen - she wants to talk about her and she doesn't give a shyt about you.
2) Check out her momma - if momma is hot at 50+ the odds are good she will be.
3) The calfs have to have definition - if her calfs proceed to her anckles she will have a very wide bottom in the later years - then again, some of us like that.
4) If she swallows, shes a keeper
5) If she allows a trek down the dirt trail, she is definatly a keeper.
6) If she hates her Dad, she will end up hating you prolly for no good reason other than your a male.
7) If she has ever been Bi-curious, marry her!
8) If she *****s on the first date, chances are she has before and will again...move on if you want more than a F-buddy.
9) If she hates animals drop her like she has herpes (unl;ess you have herpes then drop her like she has AIDS unless you have AIDS then who cares cuz you'll be dead in a few years anyways)
10) If she has more guy friends than girl friends - this can be a blessing or a curse - toss a coin...

[vash]

hahaha. great stuff so far

the best advice to meeting nice quality women is this:

be really good looking.

[Paul K]

Originally Posted by vash

hahaha. great stuff so far

the best advice to meeting nice quality women is this:

be really good looking.

I'm screwed then!

[9dreizig]

Originally Posted by vash

hahaha. great stuff so far

the best advice to meeting nice quality women is this:

be really good looking.

Actually Vash, living where you do , don't you run into the possibility of meeting quality guys if you're too good looking ?? LOL

[gprsh924]

Originally Posted by lendaddy

I agree, this is a "how to score box" thread, nothing more.

Works for me

[vash]

Originally Posted by 9dreizig

Actually Vash, living where you do , don't you run into the possibility of meeting quality guys if you're too good looking ?? LOL

you should work out at my gym. glad i am not homophobic, or good looking. ..."eyes forward, hands to myself..."

[LakeCleElum]

A true relationship is built on a foundation of LUST and a ALCOHOLIC HAZE......I was over 50 before I learned to not marry just on the size of the TITS!!!!!

[Sapporo Guy]

Hahaha, a lot of people here it seems have read the "Mystery Method!"

lolo, I read it since a friend gave me a copy to read. I think he was feeling bad that I got just divorced.

Another, interesting person to listen to is Tom Leykis, rude guy with some bad mouth but ... he does have some points that some guys really need to listen to. But this was mentioned a few posts back.

Don't look at other girls ... errr ... made those mistakes in my past life but now when I get caught I just pop out with a wise crack like "I'm a guy ... sorry :P" has to come across really cheezy at the end. Then they tend to just pass you off as just another guy. come on ... we all will get caught sooner or later!

Q: Why are you always looking at my breasts?
A: What you don't want me to? or Well, I'm a guy!

Getting there:
1.) be confident -- looks don't matter in the long run
2.) shoes, shoes, shoes
3.) any car will do ... has to be the donfidence
4.) watch the God Father ... worked on "You've Got Mail" :P
5.) be confident -- oh I said that already ... it still matters!
6.) aim for something higher than what you think you can't get ... you'll be surprised
7.) go the next one ... 1/10 is chances unless you hit like Ichiro who is still only 3.8/10 at best
8.) be confident -- doh ....
9.) relatively clean house

And the ultimate !!!

Number 10 --- Number TEN --- #10

Proven beyond doubt ... even hide the dam things since they'll find em some friggin' way ... I even give my younger brothers new copies every X-mas and they laughed at me at first ...

Coloring books and crayons!!! Don't do the transformers or car ones ... you gotta get the cutey cutey Hello Kitty ****te ones.

I get away with all kinds of outrageous gropes when we're coloring!

This works even on wives

[SLO-BOB]

Hey Japanese dude - quit ripping off my stuff!



Rest assured, my advice is from my own personal experience - no books etc.. Your list is a good one - very close to my own. Cars rarely make the deal, but they can break the deal. You don't want to show up in a Trans Am or the like. I can't speak on the effects of "The Godfather". The coloring book idea sounds like a deal breaker to me. I could be wrong, but I would think it would send out a "gay" vibe or at least indicate mild mental retardation.

[ZOA NOM]

Originally Posted by k911sc

much to the suprise of the BAP inner circle she even has T$ going to church most sundee's. T$

T-bag, we need to talk.

[juanbenae]

Originally Posted by LubeMaster77

1) 5) If she allows a trek down the dirt trail, she is definatly a keeper...

WOW, a keeper?! any dame that let me go there has never gone home to meet the folks! "mom this is so-n-so, she let me go in the out door"....

the "lubemaster" thing makes sense now.....

T$

[Shaun @ Tru6]

My typical 3rd date consists of my place with 2 small canvases, brushes, acrylics, high-end chocolates and a bottle of merlot.

This has a 100% success rate. have never finished a painting.

[SLO-BOB]

Originally Posted by Shaun 84 Targa

My typical 3rd date consists of my place with 2 small canvases, brushes, acrylics, high-end chocolates and a bottle of merlot.

This has a 100% success rate. have never finished a painting.

But does it work on anyone older than 12?



Sorry man - I had to.

[Sapporo Guy]

SLO-BOB,

ok, I'm still laughing Thank goodness I finished my coffee.

However, for some strange reason the stuff just works. But then again ... I'm only 6' with no beard and chains on my jacket (aka Harley type). But rather a typical college grad.

I forgot to throw in -- you gotta be in the market place to find some. Staying at home, scamming craigslist or friendfinder or some other site just really doesn't work. lolo, doesn't mean that I haven't scored off a site before, it's just having an active game works better.

[futuresoptions]

Originally Posted by SLO-BOB

You're going to do this in a bar?? Yikes - sounds like the tenents that one might recite at the end of a manboobs support group meeting. That or Stalkers Anonymous.

As noted, this is a pick-up thread. Marriage/LTR is a whole different thread.

LOL!! LMFAO!!!! C'mon man the guy's 42, the clock is ticking.... I was just thinking that he needs to find the right one pretty quick LOL!!! If all he is doing is picking up chicks for the hell of it, then just go for the ugly one in the group... they will always talk to you, and then it gets you in with the hot friends... simple as that..... pssst..... how did you know I had man boobs???

[Sapporo Guy]

getting rid of the cockblock is the bane of man's existence :P

Befriend them and the cute girls think you're going after their buddy!
ugh, I hate when girls pre-decide who gets you ... totally blows your game!

Oh well, you can always drag along the luggage to your buddies at the bar and be the "wing man" they've always wanted ... lolololo