State of the Union

Shaun @ Tru6 · 01-24-2008, 08:11 AM

January 28 Bush will deliver the State of the Union address.

What's he going to say?

Jim Richards · 01-24-2008, 08:18 AM

He's going to announce the sale of the USA to China, to finance the tax rebates.

Moneyguy1 · 01-24-2008, 08:20 AM

"We must spend our way out of this potential bad economic situation".

trekkor · 01-24-2008, 08:23 AM

"I'm out...See ya, suckas!!"

KT

hpservertech · 01-24-2008, 08:31 AM

What is he going to say? I predict it will be a very short speech:

"My fellow Americans I come here tonight to report on the state of our union. All that I can tell you is......OPPS.....Sorry, my bad. he he he he. Just wait till Hillary gets her chance to screw things up even more.

Thank you and have a good night"

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

"There is no recession, just a slower growth period. Oh, and 'freedom is on the march'. . ."

In other words, the usual batch of lies.

hardflex · 01-24-2008, 08:34 AM

He will say the nation is more secure. Brag about our Military. He will say the Economy is wonderful, especially with rebates. Probably Brag about increased exports or something. Some nonsense about reducing the deficit with tax cuts.

Everything is just peachy!!!

NICKG · 01-24-2008, 08:52 AM

but it will start out like.." the state of our union is strong"...blah blah blah..i think 50+% of people in NH or Vt want to ceceede from the usa....at least i read that recently, so it can't be that strong.

lendaddy · 01-24-2008, 09:00 AM

"Mission accomplished"

tabs · 01-24-2008, 09:07 AM

America is a strong nation, the economy is strong with low unemployment however due to the recent problems in the home mortgage market the Congress and I have worked together to put together a stimulus bill that will help out the average American family, the war in Iraq has turned a corner, attacks are way down, we are bringing our troops home and with our help our brave and loyal Iraqie allies are making progress towards democracy. All and all things are on the right course.

JeremyD · JeremyD's Garage

We have won the war of terror in Iraq - deaths are down on the streets - the country is returning to normalcy. I have been working with our commanders to come up with a troop draw down plan.

The economy is slowing in the US - but I am working with the congress and senate and have come up with a bill that will put more money into the pockets of our citizens - that will (insert normal Dubya stutter here) reinvigerate the US economy.

cgarr · cgarr's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by NICKG

but it will start out like.." the state of our union is strong"...blah blah blah..i think 50+% of people in NH or Vt want to ceceede from the usa....at least i read that recently, so it can't be that strong.

Yea, he should beat them to the punch and ask them to leave

Those States are Nothing but a big drag on all the freebies.

lendaddy · 01-24-2008, 09:09 AM

"It's true, I do hate black people"

MichiganMat · MichiganMat's Garage

3 words:

Worst.
President.
Ever.

WI wide body · 01-24-2008, 09:40 AM

My fellow Americans.......(wrinkles brow and gives goofy squint)................

Back when I was first seeking the presidency I said that Social Security was not a federal program and I later said that Africa was a country.

Seems that everything has gone downhill ever since.

God bless America and good night.

Porsche-O-Phile · Porsche-O-Phile's Garage

"I know how hard it is to put food on your family".

Oh please. I need a good laugh tonight. I'd love it if he'd just say that one again. Please.

Gogar · 01-24-2008, 10:12 AM

The terrorist attack that happens on . . . . oh . . . the 26th will force the State of the Union address to late October, when the next terror attack occurs.

Moses · 01-24-2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MichiganMat

3 words:

Worst.
President.
Ever.

I've researched this pretty thoroughly. Lyndon Johnson might give him some competition.

silverc4s · silverc4s's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moses

I've researched this pretty thoroughly. Lyndon Johnson might give him some competition.

HEY! Don't forget the peanut king, Jimmy Carter. He didn't kill as many Americans as LBJ, but he was a LOT more incompetent...

silverc4s · silverc4s's Garage

Quote:

Originally Posted by NICKG

but it will start out like.." the state of our union is strong"...blah blah blah..i think 50+% of people in NH or Vt want to ceceede from the usa....at least i read that recently, so it can't be that strong.

So, what's your point?