The WORST Movie

[Moses]

"The Piano" won 3 Oscars, confirming the academy has lost its senses.

This movie has everything I hate. Long "artistic" silences, a defocused script and Harvey Keitel full frontal nudity.

Sit through it. I dare you.

[gprsh924]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

How 'bout "300"? That one was pretty dreadful. Friggin' sausage fest / testosterone session.

What about the comical sex scene?

I thought the movie was sweet, the action/fighting scenes were great, especially in Imax

[trekkor]

'Beetlejuice'?


KT

[SlowToady]

Snakes on a Plane was horrible, made temporarily bearable by the astonishingly wonderful body on the blond getting cratch slapped in the bathroom.

300 was pretty lame, too....At least the masses cries of "THIS IS SPARTA!" at every opportunity have died down. I really, really hate people who do that. Really.

Lord of the Rings put me into a coma, and I'd sooner disembowel myself than watch Harry Potter. The LOTR books were so good it was a mockery to make the movies.

I recall the "Saw" series of movies being mind blowingly lame.

I seem to have repressed most memories of bad movies...lucky me.

[nynor]

my own private idaho (with keanu reeves, need i say more?) the worst movie i ever sat through. i kept expecting it to get better. it didn't.

leaving las vegas. previous criticisms the same here.

transformers. don't get me started.

2001, a space odyssey. pure cinematic masturbation.

[BeyGon]

Originally Posted by ckissick

I know 2001 Space Odyssey is supposed to be great art, but it was on TV the other day, and after watching a little space module in a fancy ballroom for 15 minutes with nothing happening, I had to move on. I guess that movie requires massive quantities of weed.

I saw it when if first came out, and the weed worked. Lots of movies were good then but now you can't watch them at all.

Alice's Restraunt

Easy Rider

[legion]

Speaking of movies that are only good while using copious amounts of drugs...

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas--a movie about taking copious amounts of drugs.

[azasadny]

I recently tried to watch "Bladerunner" and thought it was the worst thing I've ever seen.... couldn't get 1/2 way through it....

[nynor]

bladerunner!?! blasphemer! you have to watch the original theatrical release. the directors cut (crap) and the final cut (crappier) are not worth the plastic they are printed on.

[artplumber]

A Walk in the Clouds - Keanu Reeves trying to do dramatic love role. What were they thinking?

[tonypeoni]

At risky of offending any Trekky Sci-fi types on here. Ive always thought the highlander movies were just too far fetched.

[Jared at Pelican Parts]

Sat through Atonement with my mom over the holidays

Ive never been so bored. and the ending just pisses you off.


It's nominated for Best Picture..

hmm.. I hated Crash too

[Tobra]

Originally Posted by tchanson

That's not even the worst Tom Cruise movie.

Ever suffered through Days of Thunder?

Tim

Could not sit through either one of those. Glad it did not cost me anything more than time, which is bad enough

[billh1963]

Originally Posted by azasadny

I recently tried to watch "Bladerunner" and thought it was the worst thing I've ever seen.... couldn't get 1/2 way through it....

You have got to be kidding me.

Bladerunner is one of the BEST dark sci-fi's out there. Like another poster said, the original version with the Harrison Ford voice overlays ties it all together.

[WolfeMacleod]

Originally Posted by tonypeoni

At risky of offending any Trekky Sci-fi types on here. Ive always thought the highlander movies were just too far fetched.

Being a Highlander myself, if you count heritage...
and former knife and sword maker, to boot...

First one good, second one suck, third one "meh" but much better than the second...
TV show was horrid. I hated it.

[89911]

"A I" with weepy eyed Haley Joe Osment is one of my least favorite. Feels like its filmed in real time. I actually have never seen the movie in its entirety and will catch new parts here and there when I change channels. (And I'm changing them fast). What factors I use to consider a movie terrible or awful is the budget and actors involved. Sure you can make a crappy movie for next to nothing and starring nobody. When you pay people 10's of millions for the same thing, they deserve to have things thrown at them.

[VaSteve]

Originally Posted by BeyGon

The worst I can remember, I watched TV Saturday night, Tom Cruise in War of the Worlds. It started out stupid, got worse, and just stayed with it. I can't remember sitting through something so bad. Nothing fit, the ending was as bad as the start and the middle. I know there are some bad movies out there and I have watched at least part of some, but I SAT THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
No alcohol involved. But there should have been some.
WaterWorld wasn't good
Istar or whatever it was, was bad

This was as bad as I can remember.

Yup: Logged my first post of 2006 with that steaming pile:

War of the Worlds

[VaSteve]

Originally Posted by WolfeMacleod

Being a Highlander myself, if you count heritage...
and former knife and sword maker, to boot...

First one good, second one suck, third one "meh" but much better than the second...
TV show was horrid. I hated it.

I saw the second one in the theater in college. I didn't understand it. My friends who were fans tried to explain that it was really a bridge movie between the 1st and 3rd. Whatever. Anyway, I think they knew it was so bad, the DVD actually only has a "renegade" director's cut version.

[slakjaw]

I am legend sucked donkey ^&(*

[ckissick]

Originally Posted by BeyGon

Easy Rider

Sorry, Easy Rider is pretty weird, but... a young Jack Nicholsen lawyer in a suit and tie, football helmet, and smoking a joint... Those are some great scenes.