Corrupt a wish....

[nostatic]

Granted. But they will be someone else's wishes, not yours.

I wish my script was better.

[bell]

granted......but your reputation is killed due to plagiarism......

i wish my cat's poop didn't smell so bad....

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by nostatic

Granted. But they will be someone else's wishes, not yours.

I wish my script was better.

Granted...but Jack Olsen gets the royalty checks

I wish I could think of another good wish

[LeeH]

Originally Posted by bell

granted......but your reputation is killed due to plagiarism......

i wish my cat's poop didn't smell so bad....

Granted. Unfortunately you didn't realized your wish had been granted and you gathered the contents of the litter box for your kid's Easter basket.

I wish that my Porsche would sell.

[Rob Channell]

Granted, but after the deal is closed you realize the check and bill of sale are both missing a zero on the end.

I wish for world peace.

[LeeH]

Originally Posted by Rob Channell

Granted, but after the deal is closed you realize the check and bill of sale are both missing a zero on the end.

I wish for world peace.

Granted... except the wish granters misunderstood you and gave you whirled peas. Here's your straw.

I wish I had gone to bed an hour ago.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Granted but then you slept through the arrival of the Craigslist "erotic services provider" that showed up at the wrong address.

I wish I had season's tickets to either the Dodgers or Angels.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Granted but then you slept through the arrival of the Craigslist "erotic services provider" that showed up at the wrong address.

I wish I had season's tickets to either the Dodgers or Angels.

Granted, but the tickets are to the Jefferson High Angels

I wish I were sleepy