The Bacon Tree...

[Rusty Heap]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell ? 'Ees bacon......I theenk."

"Si, Luis, 'eet sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork.....

"Pepe, Pepe, we 'ees saved, 'ees a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe 'ees a meerage ? We 'ees in the desert don' forget....."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...'ees no meerage, 'ees a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock.

Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath........

"Pepe... go back man, you was right, 'ees not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what 'ees it ?

"Pepe.. 'ees not a bacon tree, 'ees.....


'Ees .....


'Ees..........


'Ees...............



'Ees a ham bush....."



I AM SO SORRY.... I know there's something wrong with me for sending you this, I just couldnt help it!

The little voices made me do it......yeah, that was it, the little voices - BUT I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you (I know you did)

[imcarthur]

Ian

[Z-man]

I've banned people for less than that.....

-Z

[crustychief]

sweet!

[Laneco]

Oh two thumbs way up from our 14 year old son!

Hambush - bwahahaaaa!!!

angela

[James Brown]

priceless

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

Thats racist.

With or without green sauce?

[Jeff Higgins]

Dave, Dave, Dave... I'm telling Barb.

[s_morrison57]

I liked it

[on2wheels52]

I would have laughed at it 40 years ago, just as funny today.
Jim

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by KevinP73

Thats racist.

And funny.

[Rusty Heap]

Thanks Kevin for blue pissing on a good and funny but innocent thread with your not funny joke.


Must be something in the California air.

[scottmandue]

[mattdavis11]

Did you check a box or write in your race on the census questionnaire? If so, you're a racist. I didn't declare, they can guess.

The joke was funny, I'll have to share it with my amigo.

[924slover]

I opened this thread thinking it was about my family tree.....Iwas wrong .....good joke although a bit corny

Originally Posted by Rusty Heap

Thanks Kevin for blue pissing on a good and funny but innocent thread with your not funny joke.


Must be something in the California air.

Let's see, you have two "Mexicans" ( I guess they're not actually people to you) lost in the dessert while trying to find a better life for themselves, on the verge of death from starvation. They wander into a trap baited with food. Both are in the grasp of death "when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock." A wet sock? Really? This mans life has no more value than a wet sock? And why the machine gun? Sounds like a bit of over kill to me.
All this so Luis can deliver "with his dying breath" the punch line that you think is soooooo funny? "'Ees a hambush...."
Oh yes your joke is so funny.
Must be something in the Washington water!

[mattdavis11]

Lighten up, Francis.

[GH85Carrera]

Originally Posted by DrBarrett356

Let's see, you have two "Mexicans" ( I guess they're not actually people to you) lost in the dessert while trying to find a better life for themselves, on the verge of death from starvation. They wander into a trap baited with food. Both are in the grasp of death "when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock." A wet sock? Really? This mans life has no more value than a wet sock? And why the machine gun? Sounds like a bit of over kill to me.
All this so Luis can deliver "with his dying breath" the punch line that you think is soooooo funny? "'Ees a hambush...."
Oh yes your joke is so funny.
Must be something in the Washington water!

It was a JOKE.

It was just a way to deliver a punch line. It is not based on reality, it was a JOKE. Kinda funny but not a knee slapper.

Any funny joke to one group will be offensive to someone. Absolutely positively nothing is sacred and beyond making a joke about it. Cancer, death, obesity, stupidity, prostitution, murder, pornography, and pain are not funny on their own, but there are some funny jokes about every possible subject on the planet.

So I guess what your saying is whether or not you find a joke funny depends on which side of your neck you have your swastika tattoo.

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by DrBarrett356

So I guess what your saying is whether or not you find a joke funny depends on which side of your neck you have your swastika tattoo.

Now to PARF. I can't say that I don't like what the good Dr. is saying, but it is not a discussion of a bad joke any longer.

Mods, take this to PARF where the real name calling is permitted.

Reported.