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Kill the Cat, or Reprimand it?
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11-10-2011, 04:51 PM
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It depends if the cat is mine or the neighbors.
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'74 Porsche 914, 3.0/6 '72 Porsche 914, 1.7, wife's summer DD '67 Bug, 2600cc T4,'67 Bus, 2.0 T1 Not putting miles on your car is like not having sex with your girlfriend, so she'll be more desirable to her next boyfriend. |
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11-10-2011, 04:54 PM
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Is it poop or vomit?
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11-10-2011, 04:57 PM
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I've got scratches down the rear flares on my turbo from my cats walking on the car only to discover the body slippery to air molecules and felines as well. I was pissed, but my car's a driver. I'll live, as will the cats.
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1987 Venetian Blue (looks like grey) 930 Coupe 1990 Black 964 C2 Targa |
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11-10-2011, 05:02 PM
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At least keep a cover on the car!
Cats get jealous. "blook, blook, blook!" (I still crack up when I think of the first time I read that bit of accurate onomatopoeia on this very board...)
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A car, a 911, a motorbike and a few surfboards Black Cars Matter Last edited by Porsche-O-Phile; 11-10-2011 at 05:10 PM.. |
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11-10-2011, 05:02 PM
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I tried a car cover. The cats would just try to squirm their way under it (i.e. between the cover and the car). They had become accustomed to taking naps inside the cabin and were looking for an open window. Unfortunately they would use their claws to help them explore under the car cover.
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11-10-2011, 05:05 PM
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I know what I would do....
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11-10-2011, 05:05 PM
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Hugh, you're a Disney guy. I watched Cars 2 for the first time this weekend. In it, Mater declined to get his dents fixed (as did Holly Shiftwell at the end of the movie), citing that each one was a reminder of an experience he had with his best friend, Lightning McQueen. Not that I'm into destroying the paint and finish on my car, but now that the scratches are there, I try to rationalize that one day my cats will be long gone, and I'll still have those faint/buffed scratches to remind me of them. And the time my daughter, at age 3, tried to help me wash the car by tossing the hose (with heavy metal nozzle) on top of the roof and dragging it across.
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1987 Venetian Blue (looks like grey) 930 Coupe 1990 Black 964 C2 Targa Last edited by Noah930; 11-10-2011 at 06:46 PM.. |
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11-10-2011, 05:09 PM
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Ehh, it's just a Targa.
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11-10-2011, 05:20 PM
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Yep, only a car...a little soap & water & you'll never know the difference.
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"Now, to put a water-cooled engine in the rear and to have a radiator in the front, that's not very intelligent." -Ferry Porsche (PANO, Oct. '73) (I, Paul D. have loved this quote since 1973. It will remain as long as I post here.) |
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11-10-2011, 05:23 PM
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I would do to the cat what I've been doing to the mice in my garage...
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11-10-2011, 05:28 PM
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Neither, it's just a little puke. Man-up and get your wife to clean it off.
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11-10-2011, 05:41 PM
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Cat barf. I posted this in jest. For some reason the cat likes to sit on the Targa top, fortunately she doesn't sharpen her claws on it.
Dave, reminds me of a joke, "How many men does it take to muck out and outhouse? None, that's women's work!!
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11-10-2011, 06:15 PM
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I can tell your wives don't read along with you . Or at least I hope not!
Did crack me up tho, |
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11-10-2011, 06:26 PM
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Did you get the memo?
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Dead!!!!
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11-10-2011, 06:44 PM
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11-10-2011, 06:49 PM
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get a dog
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11-11-2011, 01:45 PM
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Put one of those timed air-wick sprayers on top. Bonus points if it has a motion sensor. Keeps cats away
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11-11-2011, 02:01 PM
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(and that's coming from the guy who's dog cracked a windshield trying to attack Higgins)
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11-11-2011, 02:06 PM
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