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You've asked for it...Dueller's Great Nola Central Lockup Adventure of 2010
I guess the staute of limitations have run. But then I am not admitted in Louisiana nor do I have a clue about Napoleonic Code. So here goes from the beginning. May be in installments 'cause its an epic adventure.
It was a dark and stormy night. No....wait. I digress. It all really started in 2003 when I lost my mind and began dating a crazy woman who against all sense, reason and experience I was destined to marry in 2006. I'll skip the sordid details for the sake of bandwidth. You oldtimers are all too familiar with the travails of my domestic "bliss" in my many whiny posts and threads over that 4 1/2 year union. In August 2010, she had had enough and moved out, asking for a divorce some 3 weeks later. Irrationally distraught I did what any man would do when faced with a vindictive, greedy ex-wife to be...began to drink heavily and find myself heading down south to New Orleans to hook up with a Coca Cola bottling heiress (now down on her luck with an exhausted trust fund) for the Saints opener on a Thursday night and the Ol' Miss opener against Tulane on Saturday night. Both Games in the 'dome. It is at this point I apparently fancied myself as Hunter S. Thompson reincarnated and on steroids. To be continued.....
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Before the next installment can we see another pic of the twins
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You've asked for it...Dueller's Great Nola Central Lockup Adventure of 2010
I will get my popcorn. I have been waiting for this!
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I want pictures of the three sisters....
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I hope this does not involve urinating on a police car - I saw a kid do that during Mardi Gras a few years ago - it was an unmarked cop car - of course, they smacked him around pretty well.
Also, any public urination is legally considered a sex crime (according to a friend who used to practice in NoLa), so it is "marked for life." LEt's see now.. what could Dueller have done that DOES have a statute of limitations on it? I guess the really heavy stuff is out, since there'd be no statute... |
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Paging gogar and nostatic!
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Uh...not sure I want to see his "twins". Am I missing something?
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Quite a beginning, with all the elements of a page bender. I'd almost swear this was Mickey Spillane. Pavlovian effect.
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These Twins!
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Is this a Re-Run?
Kidding.....Tell you tale, I'm hooked..... Don't string us along too much....Remember how that thread with "Farmer" from Bakersfield took and ugly turn......
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I hope this isn't going to be PG rated.....both my parents have passed on.
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