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Never tell your SO her mother is HOT
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Do not forget to wear gloves when chopping hot peppers.
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When the officer asks why you were speeding, don't tell him you missed seeing the sign because you had too much to drink.
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Don't tell your insurance company, that you were stunt driving.
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do not ever share an umbrella with another man.
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don't cut the tag off the mattress
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don't spit in the wind
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Do not reply to this thread.
Oops.
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ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ I don't always talk to vegetarians--but when I do, it's with a mouthful of bacon. |
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Don't post the results of a sporting contest in the headline.
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"I would be a tone-deaf heathen if I didn't call the engine astounding. If it had been invented solely to make noise, there would be shrines to it in Rome" |
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Eat yellow snow. You guys missed the obvious. Sheesh.
Avoid the poopsicle in January. Tell your SO that your ex is really hot. Miss your downshift in the curve! Swallow your seltzer tablet. Mess around with Slim.
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David '83 SC Targa (sold  ) MANLY babyblue honda '00 F250 7.3L (MINE!)'15 F250 Gas (Her Baby) '95 993 (sold )I don't take scalps. I'm civilized like white man now, I shoot man in back. |
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Don't put a deck screw in your mouth, after the open box has been sitting in the sun all day...
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Vinny Red '86 944, 05 Ford Super Duty Dually '02 Ram 3500 Diesel 4x4 Dually, '07Jeep Wrangler '62 Mercury Meteor '90 Harley 1200 XL "Live your Life in such a way that the Westboro Baptist Church will want to picket your funeral." |
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07-06-2013, 11:21 AM
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Don't drive a Miata
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'78 SC Targa ~Brynhild~ Insta: @911saucy "The car has been the cave wall on which Industrial Man has painted his longings and desires." -Eddie Alterman- |
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i was too tired to be pretty last night! |
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Si non potes inimicum tuum vincere, habeas eum amicum and ride a big blue trike. "'Bipartisan' usually means that a larger-than-usual deception is being carried out." |
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My old Dodge pickup only has partial door panels ala old school stuff and the top of the inside of the door is dark blue metal. Yeah don't throw your arm out the window in the summertime
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Tug on Superman's cape.
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the unexamined life is not worth living, unless you are reading posts by goofballs-Socrates 88 coupe |
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Don't touch a burning dog.
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Don't ever send food back in a chain restaurant.......
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Don't, under any circumstance, tell your SO her daughter is hot.
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Das Eos-Gone But Not Forgotten...
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