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Do NOT bring home a Shar Pei that you found while on vacation in New Mexico, after being unequivocally told hell no, absolutely not!
Woman, yerrrrrrrr outtta here. 
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Do NOT eat tacos in an unfamiliar rental car.
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Wolfe, if it's a Shar Pei you've go to post pics
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DO NOT stand down wind when your buddies father sprinkles his ashes into his favorite lake..... was not good!
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Do not marry a hot red-head. Only goes downhill after that...............
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'15 Dodge - 'Dango R/T Hauls groceries and Kinda Hauls *ss '07 Jeep SRT-8 - Hauls groceries and Hauls *ss Sold '85 Guards Red Targa - Almost finished after 17 years '95 Road King w/117ci - No time to ride, see above '77 Sportster Pro-Street Drag Bike w/93ci - Sold |
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Do not respond to my hotmail account asking for money.LOL. My hotmail account has been hacked!!!Ayeeeeeee...
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Don't leave the house unattended with the dryer running..
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Quote: Do not wear a fanny pack ............... EVER
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Do not try taking a jet ski to the Bahamas with out putting a lot of lotion on your balls and ass !!!trust me
 
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Dudes don't ride two up...
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07-18-2013, 10:11 AM
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Do not call me to help you move.
(I hope my brother is reading this)
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Do not read 6 pages of this and realize there's nothing left not to do
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OK, well here is another don't do then. Don't eat a whole salami for lunch then a huge pile of spare ribs for dinner. |
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07-18-2013, 09:23 PM
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Do not tell your girlfriend you had to trim the nipples off the pork-belly dish you just served her.
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07-24-2013, 01:49 AM
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Do Not eat super-greasy, deep-fried fair food and expect good digestion for the week.
(OC fair is going on right now)
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Gone but not forgotten
‘05 Duramax
Durango R/T
Lexus RX350
1979 Porsche 930
1978 Porsche 930
1976 Porsche 930
1971 Lamborghini Miura sv
1987 Porsche Cab
1981 Porsche 911sc targa
Sister photo
Project
1963 Studebaker Avanti
1964 Studebaker Avanti
1964 Ford C 10
1991 Bmw 850i
2005 Ford Excursion
1973 Porsche 914 1.7 very modifed
911SC
Neinwasser
Adventra Time
Bogandore
Deadly Treadley
2017 Victory Octane
2005 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT
