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Never go to bed angry...stay up and plot your revenge. - Maxine
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When the boss asks "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.
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Never wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty and the pig loves it.
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Sergeant Frank Tree: You shouldn't touch the ordnance at all.
Sergeant Frank Tree: But more specifically, you should never pull this hand-operating lever to the rear. Ward Douglas: Never. Sergeant Frank Tree: Do not push a clip of ammunition down into the feed rollers here. Ward Douglas: No Sir, never. Sergeant Frank Tree: You never restore this lever to firing position. Do not make sure that this cover is completely closed. Ward Douglas: No Sir. Sergeant Frank Tree: Never depress operator's foot triggers here, here and at the rear here.
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James The pessimist complains about the wind; the optimist expects it to change; the engineer adjusts the sails.- William Arthur Ward (1921-1994) Red-beard for President, 2020 |
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Do not store your superglue next to your "hand" lotion.
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Don't wash the dog with a hose that has been lying in the sun all day.
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Never pick your nose in turbulence.
And most of all....never stick your finger where you wouldn't stick your face.
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Do not tell your wife her girlfriend "looks hot".
... At a pool party. ... After she has been drinking.
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Do not ask Marino Franchitti if he's related to Dario
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Don't put the hemorrhoid cream next to the toothpaste
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Don't answer the question that begins, "does this ..... make my ..... look fat?"
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Do not wear a fanny pack.
As one of our posters has said, "Never stick your dick in crazy."
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I had been painting oil based paints with a roller, doing a bathroom ceiling, and my face was kinda spray painted with white paint. There was an important dinner on that evening and I didn't want to attend half covered in white paint so I set about scrubbing it off with turpentine.
Woo. Do not try this at home. I went to the dinner but my face was glowing bright red all evening. One well meaning lady asked me if I'd been in a fire LOL. |
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