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Kill it! With FIRE!
   Looks like the bastard offspring of a 1 Series and an Aztec...
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I've used a plunger to get rid of things that looked better than that car.
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05-14-2014, 11:20 AM
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Did you get the memo?
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Hey, at least it will be overpriced and unreliable.
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05-14-2014, 11:23 AM
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Why must they make it so ugly?
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05-14-2014, 11:24 AM
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Someone will buy it. I knew someone who bought a Honda Element! On purpose!
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05-14-2014, 11:25 AM
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05-14-2014, 11:27 AM
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Wow, did they hire some Japanese car designers to design that?
It just needs a huge rear wing and front spoiler that is a foot or two long and it will be perfect.
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05-14-2014, 11:31 AM
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I don't know, a lift kit and some wheel spinners might make all the difference.
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05-14-2014, 11:41 AM
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Look out Pontiac Aztec!
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05-14-2014, 12:21 PM
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Burn the fire.
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It's almost as bad as the I-miEV. Barf.
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I would buy one, but I don't want to be 'that guy'.
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05-14-2014, 01:32 PM
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BWM brass just said, "Hey, what can we do to make people wish for the good ol' days of Bangle?"
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05-14-2014, 01:33 PM
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Does it have a game console controller instead of a steering wheel?
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05-14-2014, 01:40 PM
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Other than the blue, black or gray parts it isn't too bad.
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05-14-2014, 01:42 PM
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I agree with Norstril Cheese, "Why must they make it so ugly?"
Feel the same way about the Volt, Prius etc. Some one should develop a kit that fits the platform. |
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05-14-2014, 01:55 PM
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Park it next to a Nissan Juke and pick a winner.
I dare ya. I'm convinced that there must be significant numbers of people who crave/need attention and want to drive something so different from everything else on the road that they're willing to go to any lengths to do that, and the manufacturers/marketers know that, hence all the strange-looking vehicle designs on the showroom floor.
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05-14-2014, 02:22 PM
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The same goes for "rims" that grab your eye.
IMO, if the wheels are the first thing you notice on a vehicle, the owner is trying too hard.
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05-14-2014, 02:24 PM
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Very wise by BMW. There is a huge gay market out there just looking for something suitable to buy.
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