Stijn!!

[RKDinOKC]

arrr, call er a good mornin me buckos.

Yo ho ho, It be talk like a pirate day.

[flipper35]

We had the Cobra out Saturday. Went and got some groceries with it. That was a hoot. Good thing we didn't get many since it has not much of a trunk. The new tires ride so much better than the race tires. They sure don't hook up as good though.

Sunday a guy was talking about Somali pirate patrols and I said "Hey I know a guy, sorta".

[RKDinOKC]

Ahoy, Matey,

Sounds like ya got her shipshape. She don't have er full sea legs so don't give the full heave ho or ye might run aground or worse skuttle er.

[flipper35]

True matey. I've run 'er aground a time or two as the bloody oil pan 'as the clearance of me parrots head. We was bunkering when the landlubber that made the headers wandered o'er to jawjack at us. Still windy as blazes at the helm o' the old girl but she moves out with a vengence she does when you prod the go pedal. It be like poken a dragon with a stick I'm tellin' ya!

[Jim Richards]

Arrr.

[flipper35]

And how be the waters today Pirate Jim?

[Oh Haha]

Ay mateys!

Goin' out to do me some rapin' and pillagin'.














Nah, the kids both have doctor appointments and the girl starts her new session of craptastics, as my son calls it.


Besides, my wife probably wouldn't let me anyway. Pirates have wives, right?

[flipper35]

Alas they do but it limits the piratey things they can do.

[Oh Haha]

In that case, I'll just commence to some pillagin' for she arrives home. What happens on the pirate ship stays on the pirate ship.

[GH85Carrera]

I be needin' to get home t'night 'n th' roads be closed buy construction between me ship 'n th' spiced rum supply.

I need to get home tonight and the roads are closed buy construction between my house and the beer supply.

Post Like a Pirate - Your Pirate Translator

I cheated.

[RKDinOKC]

Shiver me timbers!
Ifin yer wench don't cotton to yer privateering, make er walk the plank or at least run a shot across er bow!
Weigh anchor, hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail to hornswaggle some booty.

[RKDinOKC]

Thar she blows!
Company be makin a profit again!
Giving the whole crew free ice cream Wednesday to celebrate.

[RKDinOKC]

[Oh Haha]

Got the young'uns to their appointments on time, back home for a bit before taking the boy to his doctor's appointment.

Gonna throw some groceries down my neck now.



Oops, it isn't "talk like a trucker day" is it?

[Jim Richards]

Arrr, did someone say "booty?"

[RKDinOKC]

Oh man, can't believe I waited so long to get my own smoker. Smoked a pork roast this evening and it is effinfanfreakintastic! Took only 1.5 hrs on the smoker roaster grill instead of 6 or 7 hrs on a normal smoker too. Fired it up, when it started smoking...dropped the dry rubbed pork roast in, insterted the thermometer set to 140°F, dropped the burner to low and forgot about it until the thermometer beeped me 45 minutes later. Pulled it out, coated with BBQ sauce, wrapped in foil, inserted the probe set to 190°F. Put er back in the smoker, dropped the lid and let it go until the thermometer beeped me that it had reached 190 in another 45 minutes. Pulled it out, shut the grill off, and placed in the oven to cool slowly for 20 minutes.

Absolutely wonderfly flavorful, juicy, and tender.

[Outback Porsche]

I be preparing for boarding



A 737-800

Arrrh

[Outback Porsche]

Arrh mighty fine booties matey

[Oh Haha]

Ayyy, they be some might fine bootys!

[Outback Porsche]

I was referring to the shoes. What are you looking at?