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Real men have hairy balls.
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Back in the saddle again
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3 words -- chain mail underwear.
Get a set of clippers dude.
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James Bond never shaved his sack. He waxed his pubes into a twirled mustache.
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mach 3 GT...also need the tight skin. Oh so good feeling!
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-Tom '73 911T MFI - in process of being restored '73 911T MFI - bare bones '87 924S - Keep's the Porsche DNA in my system while the 911 is down. aka "Wolf boy" |
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i will use my beard clipper on my bag, no shave there, thats just crazy, now i have done a porn shaft shave before and as it grew out it felt like i have a porcupine in my shorts. these days its all beard trimmer.
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78SC PRC Spec911 (sold 12/15) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7I6HCCKrVQ Now gone: 03 996TT/75 slicklid 3.oL carb'd hotrod 15 Rubicon JK/07.5 LMM Duramax 4x/86 Ski Nautique Correct Craft |
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gonna hurt for me to sit down all day today! you are talkin' vasectomy, right??
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To the memory of Warren Hall (Early S Man), 1950 - 2008 www.friendsofwarren.com 1990 964 C4 Cabriolet (current) 1974 911 2.7 Coupe w/sunroof 9114102267 (sold) 1974 914 2.0 (sold) |
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No, snipped it with scissors while doing a little clean up work...ow
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What's the old saying... "The lower you trim the hedges, the bigger the house looks.."
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Unfortunately I was drinking coffee and eating a bagel when I read this post .... and I just wanted to thank you for that.
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Chaos, panic and disorder . . . my work here is done Current Stable: Maserati GranTurismo S Range Rover Autobiography Various Porsches ~ in pieces |
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Virginia Rocks!
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Why oh why did I ever click on this thread? 
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Rosewood 1983 911 SC Targa | Black 1990 944 S2 | White 1980 BMW R65 | Past: Crystal 1986 944 na Guards Red is for the Unoriginal
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Wow, this thread is faggy.
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04-03-2006, 11:45 AM
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Haven't geneticists come up with a gene therapy that prevents scrotal hair growth yet? Someone needs to tell these guys to get to work on the stuff that really matters.
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Then again, making my loads taste like Godiva chocolate truffles might come in handy. I got a list of great ideas for those gene splicer scientists. . .
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One of the popular alternative to razors and depillatories, which were frowned upon and had to be hidden at my girls boarding school, was lighting a rolled up newspaper and passing it where needed.
 Worked best for the less hirsute. Of course, I don't think hairy scrotums were very common in my class
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canna change law physics
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Brings a new visual to "There's a fire down below!"
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The Cuddly One
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You could always teach your girlfriends the technique Turkish barbers use on men with hairy ears
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-Isa 911E 3.0 (Tristezza, the Rattus Maximus) and Jimmy the Mini lll Dum vivimus, vivamus! Man braucht nicht reparieren was funktioniert! |
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1974 Porsche 911 2.7
1983 Porsche 911sc Cabriolet 3.0
1970/1982 Porsche 914-6/911SC 2.7 RS
