Just cut my sack.

[austin552]

Zipped mine up once. Button fly only now.

[Joe Ricard]

Can't believe I read through that whole thread.
That **** is funny.
Gotta have the right tools
Look at them ears

[TerryBPP]

Originally posted by austin552
Zipped mine up once. Button fly only now.

I was having relations with the old lady and my landlord banged on the door. I thru on a pair of jeans and zipped my mushroom cap right up. Took a nice chunk out of it. Bled like a stuck pig.

Now I never go commando.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

OMG my unit just crawled up inside my pelvis reading that. I think it's turned inside-out.

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by TerryBPP
I was having relations with the old lady and my landlord banged on the door. I thru on a pair of jeans and zipped my mushroom cap right up. Took a nice chunk out of it. Bled like a stuck pig.

Now I never go commando.

Been commando since wearing a uniform, years ago. Never go back.

Get Levi's 501's with the buttons and enjoy life...

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Isabo
Turkish barbers don't use a razor on gentleman's earhair but Turkish lady bath attendants do use lather, razor and wet flannels on a lady's nether regions. VERY close shave I understood afterwards why my husband sometimes goes to a traditional barber for a shave with the hot towels and all the trimmings.

The Turks have a trick with a string that they somehow work to pull the hairs out. Guy did various parts of my body (no, not below the waist) and it worked very well.

[Isabo]

Originally posted by Joeaksa
The Turks have a trick with a string that they somehow work to pull the hairs out. Guy did various parts of my body (no, not below the waist) and it worked very well.

Some girls do the same trick. I don't know how it's done. The method I was thinking of for the ears involves holding a flame near the ear and then blowing it at the ear

[Joeaksa]

Not with this guy. No fire involved. He moved the string fast and it somehow plucked the hair right out. Hurt a bit but not that much and surely not as much as doing it one at a time.

[Isabo]

I've an idea it involves two lenghts of thread that pluck out the hairs like tweezers when rolled. Pretty skilled if he worked at the ears!
Okay boys! Who's going to be first to visit Joe's barber and have his scrotum done?

[VINMAN]

Originally posted by fastpat
Down? So that's how it goes, sheesh! Next thing you'll tell me is to not put the potato in the rear of my Speedo.

LMAO!

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by Isabo
I've an idea it involves two lenghts of thread that pluck out the hairs like tweezers when rolled. Pretty skilled if he worked at the ears!
Okay boys! Who's going to be first to visit Joe's barber and have his scrotum done?

Considering that this guy is in Saudi Arabia, bet not too many!

Believe your method is correct.

[Isabo]

That's it! No one wants to go because he's in Saudi Arabia

[widebody911]

At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles— there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum—it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by widebody911
At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles— there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum—it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

It helps if the shaver is, number one, good at their job, and two, female...

Otherwise I am not really interested!

[}{arlequin]

Originally posted by Joeaksa
It helps if the shaver is, number one, good at their job, and two, female...

yeah but for safety reasons, do you really want to make them laugh at such a time?

[gassy]

I'm healing well, I have a Windowmedia player video I'd love to share but don't know how to upload...I
I'm on a mac...I'd love to show you that some are dumber than I...!
Christian.

[PorscheGuy79]

Originally posted by Joeaksa
It helps if the shaver is, number one, good at their job, and two, female...

Otherwise I am not really interested!

LOL!

Joe, you consistanly crack me up.

Im lucky enough to have a cute gf who is quite artistic maybe I should get her to... porsche crest... hmmmm...

[Joeaksa]

Originally posted by }{arlequin yeah but for safety reasons, do you really want to make them laugh at such a time?

Guess I am lucky. When working in that area, laughing is usually not on their minds!

[gassy]

you animal!!!!!!!

[gassy]

We're all getting a little too Brokeback...my fault I guess..