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You could always teach your girlfriends the technique Turkish barbers use on men with hairy ears
I'm guessing this guy's not Turkish?


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Old 04-03-2006, 01:55 PM
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That is disgusting
He could use that to help his combover
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You could always teach your girlfriends the technique Turkish barbers use on men with hairy ears
Isa,

I just had this done by a Turkish barber in Jeddah... it was very painful but worked very well...

Not sure I want it done on any sensative parts!

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It shouldn't be painful from what I understand
I went to a Turkish bath for ladies when I was on holiday in Turkey. And no one warned me what was included, I didn't understand what the attendants were doing at first so I tried to fight back (NO CHANCE!) I enjoyed it much more the next time Much nicer than a Brazillian wax even if more complete and not so longlasting
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OK, what the hell do the Turkish barbers do?
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Down? So that's how it goes, sheesh! Next thing you'll tell me is to not put the potato in the rear of my Speedo.
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Sorry to hear about your ball bag dude...

One question though,

After a few days, you know when it starts to grow back.

Dosent it itch like hell????
One would think that it might itch.
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OK, what the hell do the Turkish barbers do?
The secrets a man shares with his barber are sacrosanct
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The secrets a man shares with his barber are sacrosanct
Anything sounds better than burning bushes! Does God know about this?
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Izzy - not sure I follow...so these blade wheelding Turks trim ear hair and that is supposed to be, well pleasurible?

Sorry sweetheart but can't say I trust anyone around my noggin with a blade and a Turk even less! Pokeing that ***** into your ear? Momma always told me that the only thing that goes in your ear was your elbow - my exception is a female tongue - but thats it!
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Down? So that's how it goes, sheesh! Next thing you'll tell me is to not put the potato in the rear of my Speedo.
Now THAT was pretty damn funny!

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Izzy - not sure I follow...so these blade wheelding Turks trim ear hair and that is supposed to be, well pleasurible?

Sorry sweetheart but can't say I trust anyone around my noggin with a blade and a Turk even less! Pokeing that ***** into your ear? Momma always told me that the only thing that goes in your ear was your elbow - my exception is a female tongue - but thats it!
Turkish barbers don't use a razor on gentleman's earhair but Turkish lady bath attendants do use lather, razor and wet flannels on a lady's nether regions. VERY close shave I understood afterwards why my husband sometimes goes to a traditional barber for a shave with the hot towels and all the trimmings.
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Izzy - not sure I follow...so these blade wheelding Turks trim ear hair and that is supposed to be, well pleasurible?

Sorry sweetheart but can't say I trust anyone around my noggin with a blade and a Turk even less! Pokeing that ***** into your ear? Momma always told me that the only thing that goes in your ear was your elbow - my exception is a female tongue - but thats it!

God bless my (naturally) hairless ears....
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... sorry, I always wanted to say that...
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Nair, man.
aahhh no! that stuff burns. i put it on my arm once as a kid to test it, the burn i experienced made it far from sack worthy.
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... sorry, I always wanted to say that...
Man, I wish you hadn't thrown down that gauntlet.

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