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Brokeback or broke-sack?
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Neither. Time for a scotch and some King crab legs! Been a rough day!
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>>After a few days, you know when it starts to grow back.
Dosent it itch like hell???? One would think that it might itch.<< Uh,... you keep shaving them. Most people (chicks especially) call them "porno balls". |
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My wife is an esthetician and waxes people every day. Kudos to you men and women that get waxed. She waxed the back of my neck ONCE and it hurt like hell...hence the scissors down below. Clippers next time.
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"How'd you get the beans above the frank???"
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I bet Chuck Norris doesnt shave his bowling balls sized nuggets.
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Chuck Norris just stares at his scrotal hair and it dissolves.
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Heh heh, my buddys and I used to call a shaved or landing strip style snapper "Porno Style"...
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04-05-2006, 05:46 AM
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Just cut my sack
Just staple it back
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This thread is way too funny not to subscribe to.
Use a trimmer a lot more safe! Although it can also catch....
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5 pages for a thread about a guy cutting his sack?? OMFG. hahahahaha!
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Chuck Norris isnt a man with balls, he's one huge nut with with 4 deadly weapons and a wicked beard. In fact, I'm going to trim my sack to look like Chuck.
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On the radio a while ago the DJ asked a question--Would you rather have 10 little nuts or 1 giant coconut sized nut...made me laugh...JonT's post reminded me of it...not sure what my choice would be-
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I'd go for the 10 little ones. Something to be said for redundancy. Although I s'pose there's that whole "ten-times-more-likely-to-get-kicked/punched-in-one-during-a-fight" thing. . . Hmmmmmm.
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To many to scratch!
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This is the Pelican OT I really enjoy reading, funny as hell.
Come on, someone cut your sack and start a great thread... Bill |
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Laughed all over again....AND posts by Pat & Mul to boot! Maybe after the election things will spiral back into the "truly funny" topics.
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Why do women stretch when they get up in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch.
You know how one ball is always bigger than the other one? On Chuck Norris both balls are bigger than the other one. |
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