Corrupt a wish....

[porsche4life]

Originally Posted by nostatic

Granted, but you only have keys for the Trabant.

I wish I could quit posting on PPOT for awhile.

Off topic but isnt that part of your mod duties?

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Originally Posted by nostatic

Granted. And now you have a vw camper van

I wish I could find bulk .357 ammo

Granted, but then you realize you really need .45

I wish I had a Barrett .50 caliber.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Granted, but then you realize you really need .45

I wish I had a Barrett .50 caliber.

Granted but you have no ammo

I wish Porsche would go back to making only sports cars

[porsche4life]

Granted but they go broke and make no cars at all.



I wish I could find a rent house...

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Granted but they go broke and make no cars at all.



I wish I could find a rent house...

Granted, but it's in Philadelphia in the worst section of town

I wish I could break and run 10 racks straight in 9 ball on a tight pocket 9' Brunswick.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Granted, but it's in Philadelphia in the worst section of town

I wish I could break and run 10 racks straight in 9 ball on a tight pocket 9' Brunswick.

Granted. Then you're labeled as a ringer and nobody will every play with you again.

I wish people would start buying airplanes again so I could get a raise at work.

[slakjaw]

Granted but the overtime kills you and your wife runs off with your brother.


I wish I made more money.

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by onewhippedpuppy

Granted. Then you're labeled as a ringer and nobody will every play with you again.

I wish people would start buying airplanes again so I could get a raise at work.

Granted, but you cannot buy a new or used car for two years

I wish I had kept my Defender 90.

[porsche4life]

Granted but it went up in flames like Jeff's 951


I wish the injector in the 944 hadn't died

[Seahawk]

Originally Posted by porsche4life

Granted but it went up in flames like Jeff's 951


I wish the injector in the 944 hadn't died

Granted, but it then went up in flames like Jeff's 951

I wish if and buts were candies and nuts.

[Porsche-O-Phile]

Granted but now you've got a spare set of nuts and hershey bars where your butt used to be and it hurts like a mother every time you try and sit down...

I wish the economy was better.

[onewhippedpuppy]

Originally Posted by Porsche-O-Phile

Granted but now you've got a spare set of nuts and hershey bars where your butt used to be and it hurts like a mother every time you try and sit down...

I wish the economy was better.

Granted. But the upturn is due to outsourcing and you're still unemployed.

I wish low calorie beer really tasted like beer.

[peppy]

Granted, but now lite beer kills brain cells at 100X the usual rate.

I wish I had another liver.

[futuresoptions]

Granted, but they make you eat the first one...

Hope I catch a big fish today....

[bell]

granted.......but unfortunately it's name is rosie Odonnel and it's too big to get in the boat.

i wish life was like the brady bunch.....

[nostatic]

Granted, but Alice and Sam the Butcher are the only one that will sleep with you.

I wish my subcontractors weren't.

[Zeke]

Granted, but now you have employees.

I wish Long Beach was just like it was in the 60's when I knew where all the cool cars were, like Bizarinnis.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by milt

Granted, but now you have employees.

I wish Long Beach was just like it was in the 60's when I knew where all the cool cars were, like Bizarinnis.

Granted, but you must remain IN your 60's

I wish Congress had a clue...

[Zeke]

Originally Posted by pwd72s

Granted, but you must remain IN your 60's

I wish Congress had a clue...

Out of sequence, but I could do that.....now.

[pwd72s]

Originally Posted by milt

Out of sequence, but I could do that.....now.

Yeah...I was being kind. We official old goats must stick together.

To a wish...

I wish for more wishes granted.